[IC] Fairweather Group Text @ recolle

[fiddlestick]

Fairweather Clan

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[bylight]

Yeah, I have a question: When did I change my last name to Fairweather?

[nachetanya]

Wait, it isn't?

[bylight]

No.

[nachetanya]

I've been lied to for years... every birthday and holiday...

[bylight]

Wait







Are you serious.

[activatingcombatmode]

SHE'S JOKING OLIVIA

Contrary to popular (mother) opinions we're not married.

[bylight]

You can tell your mom I'm not going to call her anymore if she keeps asking about that.

[activatingcombatmode]

Trust me, I tell her that at least once a week

[fiddlestick]

Aw, Aunt just wants you to find a nice wife Zack...

[activatingcombatmode]

fdfsdfs
it'll happen when it happens!!

[fiddlestick]

I know, I know.




Any progress tho?

[activatingcombatmode]

[He hit on a former porn star he's fapped to before and bought her coffee.

He punched a cute girl at the gym.

He asked Olivia's bouncer to kiss him without knowing her name.]

It's







going

[nachetanya]

Yeah, I was just teasing, sorry!

You've just been around as long as I can remember that's all!

[bylight]

It has been a long time since I first met any of you.

[nachetanya]

Mmmhm. It was before I lost my arm!

[ Which might be morbid but it's... like... how she keeps track of the BEFORE TIMES and the AFTER TIMES ]

[bylight]

You were a lot smaller back then. You've grown up well considering everything.

[nachetanya]

Of course I have; it's been years!

I can even go to that Tavern of yours sometimes now unlike baby Elliot!

[fiddlestick]

Hahaha
Well, you're a Fairweather at heart of course!

It's not like it's my last name either.
But calling it Fairweather-Craig-Rose was kinda a mouthful.

[bylight]

So I've been adopted into your clan then.

This does not give Zack the right to refer to me as a sister or a cousin, got it?

[fiddlestick]

Haha...pretty sure you were adopted years ago.
I actually kinda assumed you were another cousin until I was 10.

[There were so many cousins when he came to visit, and she was often around so clearly another cousin!! ]

That's between you and Zack.

[bylight]

No, I just happened to be the same age as Zack and he was the only one dumb enough back then to want to be friends with me.

[She loves you Zack, and means this jokingly.]

I don't think he needs to be told what will happen if he ever uses those words with me.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, he wasn't dumb enough to be friends with you. You're the best not!cousin anyone could ask for.

[bylight]

My teachers would beg to differ.

[fiddlestick]

Aw, were you a troublemaker?

[bylight]

Good grades can save you from several expulsions. That's all I'll say.