fiddlestick | [IC] Fairweather Group Text @ recolle

SHE'S JOKING OLIVIA

Contrary to popular (mother) opinions we're not married.

You can tell your mom I'm not going to call her anymore if she keeps asking about that.

Trust me, I tell her that at least once a week

Aw, Aunt just wants you to find a nice wife Zack...

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it'll happen when it happens!!

I know, I know.

Any progress tho?

[He hit on a former porn star ~~he's fapped to before~~ and bought her coffee.

He punched a cute girl at the gym.

He asked Olivia's bouncer to kiss him without knowing her name.]

It's

going

[ Z a c k . . . ]

Oh...

What if you set up a online dating profile?

Nahhhhh that's not really my style

You have a style?

[elliot please]

uh yeah?? point is, writing up profiles and all that ... nah not doing that

We could write your profile!

[Never trust these three to write your profile Zack.]

[HA HA HA HA]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

no

I don't wanna know what kinda things you guys would fabricate about me

Aww, we'd keep it to the truth!

Oh, that does sound fun! ♥

Twenty-six year old handsome former soldier, seeking a wife who doesn't mind feeling a little small next to a giant.

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Great mechanic and very strong - will open all your pickle jars!

Warm and gentle, he can keep you fuzzy during the winter.

That makes him sound like a teddy bear.

Is he not?

Stuffed porcupine?

His hair is spiky enough to take a few eyes out.

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Farmboy who is inept at technology, carries a flip phone, and could probably bench press you.

[Is that good enough]

And make it open for both genders to reply. Give Wonder Boy some variety.

That's a good point about the variety, I didn't even think of that because auntie is always going on about a wife!

I don't think she'd care in the long run as long as grandkids are involved, and there's different ways for that to happen.

That's the truth.

When you think about it, that's a little bit of pressure on whoever we manage to push onto Zack, between what auntie wants and what we all want for Zack.

I wouldn't call it pushing. It's more nudging than anything.

Though with his luck, you and I will be married long before we find anyone who can handle him.