fiddlestick | [IC] Fairweather Group Text @ recolle

Aw, Aunt just wants you to find a nice wife Zack...

fdfsdfs
it'll happen when it happens!!

I know, I know.

Any progress tho?

[He hit on a former porn star ~~he's fapped to before~~ and bought her coffee.

He punched a cute girl at the gym.

He asked Olivia's bouncer to kiss him without knowing her name.]

It's

going

[ Z a c k . . . ]

Oh...

What if you set up a online dating profile?

Nahhhhh that's not really my style

You have a style?

[elliot please]

uh yeah?? point is, writing up profiles and all that ... nah not doing that

We could write your profile!

[Never trust these three to write your profile Zack.]

[HA HA HA HA]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

no

I don't wanna know what kinda things you guys would fabricate about me

Aww, we'd keep it to the truth!

Oh, that does sound fun! ♥

Twenty-six year old handsome former soldier, seeking a wife who doesn't mind feeling a little small next to a giant.

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Great mechanic and very strong - will open all your pickle jars!

Warm and gentle, he can keep you fuzzy during the winter.

That makes him sound like a teddy bear.

Is he not?

Stuffed porcupine?

His hair is spiky enough to take a few eyes out.

!!!

Olivia, you served with him, so you'd know!!

Is that *really* all natural?

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Farmboy who is inept at technology, carries a flip phone, and could probably bench press you.

[Is that good enough]

And make it open for both genders to reply. Give Wonder Boy some variety.

That's a good point about the variety, I didn't even think of that because auntie is always going on about a wife!

I don't think she'd care in the long run as long as grandkids are involved, and there's different ways for that to happen.

That's the truth.

When you think about it, that's a little bit of pressure on whoever we manage to push onto Zack, between what auntie wants and what we all want for Zack.

I wouldn't call it pushing. It's more nudging than anything.

Though with his luck, you and I will be married long before we find anyone who can handle him.

Oh!

I didn't know you actually ever wanted to be married!

What makes you think I wouldn't consider it?