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[nachetanya]

[ !!! You know, she's glad for the distraction from her new tattoo and eyes so- ]

Oh wow! Do you know them at all?!

[fiddlestick]

A little?
Not much though.

She has a magic staff and bought some pancakes from me.

[nachetanya]

We'll have to get to know her better, to live up to auntie's demands!

[fiddlestick]

Yeah!!

How do we do that without arousing suspicion though? Olivia's going to the gym, but me going there would raise all kinds of red flags.

[nachetanya]

I'm not out of place at the gym but...

Oh!

Want to stalk her with me? ♥

[fiddlestick]

Stalk???

[nachetanya]

It could be fun, right?

[fiddlestick]

It'd be suspicious!

[nachetanya]

She doesn't know we're onto her! It'll be fine!

[fiddlestick]

But what if she notices us following her around??

[fiddlestick]

[Forget that, it's time for ANOTHER SCREENCAP]

She actually ate the jello dish!!

[You know, thos weird jello dishes that always seems to be at family holidays but no one ever eats. Zack sure brought one to a friendsgiving feast. What is it? No one knows.]

[nachetanya]

[ Yeah I mean she wants to keep up the stalking joke but- ]

Holy crap she's warped?! She might honestly be a little disturbed or really lovesick

[fiddlestick]

No kidding.

I mean, Eren ate the jello too
But Zack openly challenged him
And Eren's always been...well, a little Extra.

[Understatement of the century]

But to do it without a challenge?!
That's something else.

[nachetanya]

Oh Elly

I'm so sorry your boyfriend's dead

rip

I can run his funeral don't worry

unless he's a zombie now.

[fiddlestick]

Hahahaha
Don't worry
By some miracle, he lives.


Zack responded by trying to marry me off.

[nachetanya]

Oh, it can be a double wedding then! I can help you pick out a dress! Or do you want a suit?

[fiddlestick]

[There's a pause as he gets flustered]

Suit!

And its way too soon for marriage!

[nachetanya]

And now I know for later! ♥

[nachetanya]

Seriously though, how should we look into this woman?

[fiddlestick]

Much MUCH later.

I dunno. I'm selling food at the farmers market this weekend- maybe she'll stop by?

[nachetanya]

I can probably be there then too, at least until noon or so.

[fiddlestick]

Cool! We can do a stake-out!

[nachetanya]

And you'll have a cute assistant! I'll make sure your sales go up 70% at least!

[fiddlestick]

Aha, I have no doubt about that!

It'll be fun!

[nachetanya]

Probably! What time would we need to be there, seven? later, earlier?