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[fiddlestick]

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[fiddlestick]

Seriously? Like those egg baby assignments in high school?

[He's going to assume it'a fake baby for his own sanity...]

Wait, you didn't PICK your partner did you?

[motiv8]

...He named it Ragnarok?

[jurai]

Yeah I chose him...but that was BEFORE we knew what the assignment was

[Mistakes. He made them.]

And yeah, 100% Eren creation

[Then again, his suggestion was BJ, but he'll keep that on the downlow.]

[fiddlestick]

Welp. That was...a pretty bad mistake, I gotta say. Good luck.

[ELLIOT THAT IS YOUR FIANCE]

[motiv8]

[Please never tell Rean your suggestion, Crow. He'll definitely strip away your right to name anything again, ever.]

Y...eah, gotta say I'm with Elliot, here

It's just for a week, right? So I guess I'll see you next weekend

[GUESS WHO REFUSES TO GET INVOLVED WITH THIS]

[jurai]

Wait



What


YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME!! I WANT TO KEEP MY A AND I'M JUST ONE MAN!

[fiddlestick]

But its your assignment isn't it? To help learn how to care for infant patients?

You can hang out with me Rean.

[BYE CROW]

[motiv8]

Right! You'll be fine! ...Ragnarok, maybe not so much, but you'll be fine! Tell Patchy I'll miss him

That sounds lovely, Elliot!

[jurai]

My GRADE, Rean

MY GRADE

I need you guys to damage control!

[fiddlestick]

I'm already doing damage control. I gave up any hopes of becoming a dad so this doesn't happen to a REAL baby.

[He made a sacrifice for the world!!!]

Look, Eren cares about his grade as much as you do. So just convince him it's in his best interest to listen to you before he acts on any of his impulses.

[motiv8]

...Elliot... I don't want to get involved in this either, but please read that back to yourself

Crow

Convincing EREN

that he knows what's best in terms of their classwork?

I don't think that's going to happen





That said, Crow, consider: my sanity

How am I supposed to help you recover once it's over if you break me this week?

[jurai]

I'm both glad you're realistic on the situation but insulted you're still throwing me to the wolves

You make good arguments but consider: I'm a victim



Whatever

I'll stop by the Child Care class tomorrow for ideas

[fiddlestick]

@Rean: Crow's one of the top of that class. Eren knows that. He's stubborn, sure, but he won't sacrifice his grade over it.

That's not really fair Crow. Rean helps you a lot. There's nothing wrong with him sitting this one out so he can help you recover later.

But if Eren really refuses to listen to you, I'll talk to him. Okay?

[motiv8]

@Elliot: I really hope you're right.

@Crow: Give it a shot. It IS your assignment, and while I care about your grade, I also don't think it's really right for you to outsource your partnership.

If it's really unbearable, I'll see what I can do, but at least give it a shot?

[jurai]

@Elliot Never said he didn't...

[He sure as heck helps you on YOUR projects, Elliot. School or not. He just wanted a couple of babysitters for an afternoon or two...]

@Rean


Alright. I'll work something out. It's not that Eren won't try, it's that he's completely clueless


Anyway I should scoot before the Child Care classes let out

[fiddlestick]

[Yeah but none of his projects can lead to extremely awkward discussions with your partner over having kids, Crow!!]

Good luck. Just try to think of it as you're tutoring him? He needs to learn how to do this too after all.

[motiv8]

Good luck. Keep me updated?

[...Yeah, sorry, Elliot. Despite your efforts, Rean definitely feels a little guilty now.]

[jurai]

[There's not much more argument left in Crow at this point, at least. He's accepted his ONE MAN ALONE fate.]

Will do

See you in a week

BIG DECK ENERGY is now offline

Rean only

[fiddlestick]

[Boy that sure went great. Elliot is feeling some of that guilt too, Rean, don't worry.]

Oh boy. I have a feeling he's not gonna help me with music for awhile.

private from here on out unless declared otherwise

[motiv8]

I don't know if that's true. He might needle you a bit, but it's Crow. He'll help you out in a pinch, he supports you way too much not to

Still

I feel kind of bad. I do feel like he ought to handle this himself, since it is for HIS classes? But I feel like I let him down, too. Ugh

[fiddlestick]

Maybe so...don't think I'll push my luck and ask this week though.

No, you were right about that. This isn't a paper, it sounds like an actual important skill for them to learn.

...And okay, I admit I'm a little nervous about this project setting off the "having kids" conversation.

[motiv8]

Yeah, uh. I wouldn't.

It sounds more like it's an important skill for Eren to learn, if I'm honest. I feel like you could probably hand Crow a living infant and have it be pretty much fine. And no offense to your fiance or anything, but, um... can't really say the same

...oh. Yeah, I can. Understand that being a concern...

[fiddlestick]

Believe me, no offense taken. I get nervous when Eren's just in the same ROOM as my baby cousin, so I get it.

Still, Crow's probably going to run into plenty of erm...clueless parents, so maybe this will be good practice?

[motiv8]

Oh, god, he's been allowed near infants before? Why?

Here's hoping, yeah... I'm sure that's why they have the assignment. I just hope he's not mad at me for the week, that's all

[fiddlestick]

Well I can't NOT bring him to family dinners, we're engaged. But don't worry, my sisters and I have gotten really good at running interference.

I'm sure he won't be. I can't see him staying mad at you for very long.