Class VII Text Group @ recolle

[fiddlestick]

Class VII

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[usurpers]

@Crow: Dude accept it.

And yeah? I’ve never been to Ikea.

[ he’s going to get lost again like costco ]

[motiv8]

@Crow: Wait, she is? ///

I've never been to an Ikea either. They don't have any up where I'm from. Always kinda wanted to visit just to know what one was like...

[jurai]

@Rean: Yeah, nothing like the TV or anything, but her little stuff


I've been to one. They design the store like a maze on purpose to get you into spending more

And it works

Genius bastards

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, I've been to one too.

@Eren: Therefore, you'll be sticking by my side and I will hold onto your wallet and phone.

We don't need a repeat of Costco.

[usurpers]

[ (eren, whispering) but maybe I want a repeat of costco ]

It’s not like I’ll disappear or something.

[motiv8]

Eren... I don't think you disappearing is quite the problem.

[jurai]

Last time you harassed employees asking if they took Apple Pay

[fiddlestick]

^ That. And you bought us a fridge somehow.

The point is, Ikea's even bigger than Costco so I want to keep an eye on you, okay?

Besides, wouldn't it be nice to look through the displays together and get ideas for our future place?

[usurpers]

It’s an interactive fridge and it’s 2019, not having AP in a store that big is crazy.

[ why are you doing this

to his little heart ]

I’d like that aloe

[usurpers]

A LOT

[motiv8]

Aww, you guys should get a cute little aloe plant when you get a place together! :)

[He can't help it. He has to.]

I don't know about not having AP being crazy, though... there are plenty of places where I grew up that didn't have AP when I left and I'm sure still don't. People are pretty slow to adapt to newer forms of payment