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Elliot Craig

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[fiddlestick]

Okay...

Egg soup's weird, parsnip soup's normal. I also made pasta, hamburgers, stew, apple tarts, and cranberry sauce. All turned out normal.

Oh, and I added cheese to an omelet, and that one didn't glow at all.

[compendiem]

Maybe cheese is a neutralizer? What happens when you add cheese to the soup?

[fiddlestick]

I haven't tried.
And I'm out of eggs.

[compendiem]

[ Go send Ryoji to buy another five dozen ]

Turkey eggs all around town.

[fiddlestick]

No thanks.
I am not going anywhere near those turkeys.

[compendiem]

Don't have to. Just the eggs. I could bring one over, or you can use my kitchen.

[fiddlestick]

You do realize that using a different egg might mess up your experiment, right?

I'm going grocery shopping tomorrow. I can pick up normal eggs then and you can come over for a meal.

[compendiem]

It can be a new experiment. Ok. Save the receipt. I'll pay back part of the cost.

[fiddlestick]

Okay, great!
You can meet Akira too!

[AHAHAHA TRAPPING YOU INTO SOCIAL LINKS]

[compendiem]

Is that your cat? I saw the toys last time I came over.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, nah.
Akira's one of my roommates.
He wanted to be there last time you came over, but he didn't make it in time.
The cat toys are for his cat, Morrigan.

[compendiem]

Oh. Because I ate his share of the omelet, huh. Tell him sorry. I'd like to meet Morrigan though.

[fiddlestick]

[Wow maybe this dude does not like people.......]

Oh no. It's not that.
He was interested in what would happen too.

[compendiem]

A third study participant... Has he eaten any of the glowing food? He can be our control group.

[fiddlestick]

Ah, yeah.
He was the one who insisted on having it for dinner.

[Never expect someone whose called the Joker to be a good control group. Never]

[compendiem]

Oh. Let me know if he dies too. He'll be part of my study arm. Did he have an idea of why certain meals glow?

[fiddlestick]

A-are you hoping one of us die??

[compendiem]

Ideally.

[fiddlestick]

[W O W]

Is that a joke?

[compendiem]

No.

[fiddlestick]

Then the experiment's over.

[AND I'M TELLING YOUR SISTER]

[compendiem]

You can't cancel the experiment. It's already been conducted. All we can do now is wait for death.

[ Don't tattle to my sister????? ]

[fiddlestick]

I can. I'm not sharing anymore results with you.
Or food.
And I'm telling Minako.

[compendiem]

I can read about deaths in the obituary. Why are you bringing Minako up?

[fiddlestick]

[No response, too busy texting Minako]