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Elliot Craig

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[maskreant]

You're only stalling the inevitable.

[ SOUJI SAID ANOTHER DAY!! AKIRA STILL THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA

TO KNOCK HIM OUT.

Elliot, do it. ]

[tarotcards]

Why are you so insistent on knocking me out, Akira? Is there something more to this than you're letting on?

[ does akira want to take off his shirt instead ]

[fiddlestick]

[ Looks at Akira. Is there, my friend? ]

[maskreant]

There's no way to stop him from doing this again. We already have one bedridden Narukami, so we don't need another one.

[ He's stating the facts here. ]

[tarotcards]

You're going to have to knock me out for the rest of my life if you want to prevent me from eating ever again, though.

[ because knocking him out right now won't really change anything ]

[fiddlestick]

Y-Yeah, I don't have that kind of power to keep someone sleeping forever. I'm not exactly Maleficent. I couldn't do that even if I wanted to...

[Quickly]

Which I don't, by the way!

[fabrefactions]

[ If he had popcorn, he'd be eating it by now ]

[maskreant]

Only long enough for you to learn your lesson, you useless bisexual grass-eating furry.

[ He likes you, Souji. He really does.



But he wants to keep you alive. ]

[tarotcards]

Correction: I'm a useless bisexual everything-eating furry.

[ this is the most important thing ]

[fiddlestick]

[More to himself than anyone else]

D-Did they just say furry....?

[fabrefactions]

Yes, I think they did.

[ Why. ]

[maskreant]

[ YES THEY DID

wait yusuke knows what they are holy shit ]

So you eat your own kind? Not that I'm surprised... It's a furry-eat-furry world out there.

[tarotcards]

[ you have a furry in your bed. what are you going to do ]

You know how it is. Every furry has to watch out for themselves.

[fiddlestick]

[GOD ITS GETTING WORSE...]

P-Please stop. Both of you. Please.

[fabrefactions]

[ He needs popcorn for this conversation, really. ]

I am learning things I never wanted to know.

[maskreant]

[ Akira leaves the room for a short time, then comes back with the hairband with cat ears that Elliot gave him.

Without saying anything, he puts them on Souji and he should magically grow a black tail to match the black ears. They move, by the way. ]

[tarotcards]

[ !!!!!! (whispers) holy shit ]

... where did you get these and how much do you want for them?

[fiddlestick]

[ !!!!!! (whispers) Oh no ]

U-Uh...

I-I got them from Retrospec......dunno why.

[tarotcards]

[ ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ]

Elliot... I didn't know you were a fellow furry.

[fabrefactions]

[ Souji, no. ]

[maskreant]

[ Just petting Souji with no care in the world. Good kitty. ]

[fiddlestick]

W-What?!

[LOOKS SO HORRIFIED RIGHT NOW]

NO WAY!

[tarotcards]

[ thanks for ur pets, akira. it is appreciated ]

It's okay, Elliot. You're among friends. You don't have to hide your true self.

[fabrefactions]

[ He is not making a body pillow of this. ]

I am not certain Elliot is as feline obsessed as half the people in this room are...

[maskreant]

[ LET HIM MAKE A CORRECTION AS HE RUBS SOUJI'S EARS SOME MORE. ]

I like most animals.