if eren could stink eye more than he is now, he’s reached an entire new level of stink. not because yosuke’s on souji’s back, that actually gets him to bend sideways and see if it’s true. what makes him sit up and is the tone of the question. the ultimately rude pointing, like he’s some ball of junk elliot found. lord.
elliot knows the face eren makes when he’s just that much closer to biting that finger right off. ]
[ HMMMMM......... souji entwines his hands together and puts them on his lap (before his finger gets bitten off) as he stares at eren. the squinting is real and interrogation will begin ]
When did this happen? [ then directing this next question to eren: ] How old are you?
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if eren could stink eye more than he is now, he’s reached an entire new level of stink. not because yosuke’s on souji’s back, that actually gets him to bend sideways and see if it’s true. what makes him sit up and
elliot knows the face eren makes when he’s just that much closer to biting that finger right off. ]
His boyfriend.
[ and he stares at souji, confronting him. ]
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Y-Yeah.
Souji, this is my boyfriend, Eren.
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[ HMMMMM......... souji entwines his hands together and puts them on his lap (before his finger gets bitten off) as he stares at eren. the squinting is real and interrogation will begin ]
When did this happen? [ then directing this next question to eren: ] How old are you?
no subject
cuse
except eren isn’t smiling ]
What’s that supposed to mean?
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[Wait a second]
Why...does his age matter...?
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It means what it means and it's an important question to ask, Elliot.
[ so answer up, eren, he's gotta know if you're trying to rob the cradle ]
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Twenty. Now what?
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How old do you think I am, Souji?
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15.
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but his face says it all ]
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[Dear god can his voice get loud]
What the heck Souji?! I'm 18!
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... no, I'm pretty sure you're 15.
[ why is he even arguing about someone else's age??? ]
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[ WHY ARE YOU ARGUING!!! ]
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W-Why are you arguing? I know my own age!
[But fine!! He pulls out his wall and grabs his driver's license, showing it to Souji.]
See?? I was born in 1999. Over 18 years ago!