Kaisou: Class VII Group Chat

[fiddlestick]

Class VII Group Chat

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UN: ecraig | Text; 3/21

[fiddlestick]

Hey guys!

There's enough of us now I thought it'd be a good idea to make a group chat! Hope you don't mind.

text; un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

how cursed am I allowed to get in here?

UN: jalbarea

[noblerise]

Thank you, Elliot. This makes communication with all of us much easier.

[noblerise]

I'm leaving that up to Elliot and Rean. My tolerance is admittedly high.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah I'm leaving that up to Rean to decide.

[Rean is the bar ok. ]

Re: UN: jalbarea

[fiddlestick]

Of course! There's enough of us that it felt a little silly to text each of you individually.

[noblerise]

This reminds me. Now that I have all three of you here, I wanted to let you know that my assignment in Tir na Nog wasn't without consequence for me. I was hoping it was temporary, but it seems that my curse from the Unseelie is permanent.

[motiv8]

It's hard to answer that question offhand. Maybe we can set that line when we get there?

That said, please don't break any of us, I do need some space in my head for being an actual functioning human

[motiv8]

Welcome to the cursed party.

Are you at least not a cat?

[It occurs to him only after he's sent this that Ash can see. ...Oh well. He would find out eventually, right?]

[switchaxe]

none of us are functioning humans Schwarzer

[switchaxe]

shit is that all of us?

[fiddlestick]

Seems like. Rean and I have been cursed since the last time the Fae were here.

What happened to you Jusis?

[motiv8]

Okay, well, as close as I can get, anyway.

[noblerise]

[There's a pause before he replies.]

A winged unicorn.

I don't want to hear a damn thing about it from ANY of you.

[switchaxe]

[Please picture a laughing gif here]

[motiv8]

[There is immediately something on Rean's mind, but for his own health and safety he keeps quiet on that.]

I mean, you have to admit that is a lot cooler than a cat.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah! You're a gay icon instead of an anime trope like us! 🌈

[noblerise]

[Ash is getting left on READ.]

Please. At least you're far less likely to break something indoors by virtue of your size and wingspan. The hooves are murder on the floor, too.

[switchaxe]

at least you ain't got a tail that never stops wagging. got some weird new magic too

[fiddlestick]

Your tail's cute Ash. And I'm sure you look beautiful Jusis.

[GIRLS STOP YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY]

Anywaaaay I think we can all agree we'd be happier if those Fae never came back. What kind of magic are you talking about Ash?

[switchaxe]

[Y'all.]

idk I got pissed at a girl in class next thing I knew her new Gucci bag was ripped and shit was goin everywhere and I'm pretty sure it was me. hard to explain why

Text | UN: jalbarea 3/22

[noblerise]

I'm going to kill a man.

[This is not a threat Jusis generally makes, so it's Dire. He attaches a picture of a cello.

And then the bill.]

Ash, you are not to tell Fugo about this conversation.

This was a gift to Fugo from a fellow Guardian. Elliot, I'll need some help with how to maintain this particular cello.

Before you ask, no. This Guardian did not know about the brand. They were told it sounded the best and had me try to cover the cost in our budget. This was a few days ago, which I foolishly hoped wasn't true until the cello finally arrived.

[switchaxe]

what the FUCK

[motiv8]

[...Professor, WHY.]

Jusis, while I do completely believe in your ability to defend yourself in a courtroom, I can't in good faith recommend murder.

Just because we would help you hide a body doesn't mean I really want to do that today. Even if it would be totally justified.

[fiddlestick]

A Helmut Illner cello?!

He gave that to FUGO?! Holy crap! Even I don't have an instrument that nice!