Kaisou: Class VII Group Chat

[fiddlestick]

Class VII Group Chat

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UN: ecraig | Text; 3/21

[fiddlestick]

Hey guys!

There's enough of us now I thought it'd be a good idea to make a group chat! Hope you don't mind.

text; un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

how cursed am I allowed to get in here?

UN: jalbarea

[noblerise]

Thank you, Elliot. This makes communication with all of us much easier.

Text | UN: jalbarea 3/22

[noblerise]

I'm going to kill a man.

[This is not a threat Jusis generally makes, so it's Dire. He attaches a picture of a cello.

And then the bill.]

Ash, you are not to tell Fugo about this conversation.

This was a gift to Fugo from a fellow Guardian. Elliot, I'll need some help with how to maintain this particular cello.

Before you ask, no. This Guardian did not know about the brand. They were told it sounded the best and had me try to cover the cost in our budget. This was a few days ago, which I foolishly hoped wasn't true until the cello finally arrived.

[switchaxe]

what the FUCK

[fiddlestick]

A Helmut Illner cello?!

He gave that to FUGO?! Holy crap! Even I don't have an instrument that nice!

text; un: kissmyash | March 26

[switchaxe]

so anyone else hit up that weird ass shop in Undertown recently? because Pat did and he got this.

[That sure is a picture of an ARCUS II with a Katze Master Quartz in it.]

and his past self was Italian

un: jalbarea

[noblerise]

That paranormal Goodwill, you mean?

[He absolutely refuses to call it by its proper name.]

Yes, I dropped by and the shopkeeper immediately foisted... something onto me. They explained that it was powerful healing magic, but I'm not about to test that.

UN: ecraig

[fiddlestick]

Which weird shop? I know a few of them.

[He looks at the photo]

Whoa, an ARCUS! Talk about a nice find!

4/3; voice

[motiv8]

[Rean absolutely does not have time to sit down and text. He's currently busy digging through stuff in the Storage Basement and trying to figure out what he can throw together as a makeshift camping kit.

He's not going to just sit around here and wait for someone to tell him the gate's open, after all.]

Hey, so. If you haven't heard Shroud's message, I suggest you go listen to it. It has more information than I have any chance of relaying.

I'm not entirely sure what we do from here, but I can't just sit around doing nothing. I'm sure you two are in the same boat.

["You two," because he really doesn't expect Jusis to be able to read this right now.

Magic cell phones probably don't work in abysses.]

So, any thoughts on a plan, here? I'm currently thinking we stake out wherever they opened this gate to begin with, but that's as far as I've got.

voice

[switchaxe]

Yeah, 'cept I ain't got a fucking clue where that is because they didn't tell anyone else fucking shit!

[Yeah Ash is pissed.]

If it's in Underground, we're fucked. There's guys down there with sealing shit.

4/22 | text

[switchaxe]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

help

[Two seconds later:]

WHY IS HE HOT

[noblerise]

[Fucking almost gave Jusis a heart attack at 29, Ash, damn.]

You'll have to be more specific.

Text | UN: jalbarea 5/1

[noblerise]

Ash and I are on vacation this month. Yes, this was a decision made because of a recent addition to the team, as I'm sure you've seen already on the recent Zodiac announcement. I'll keep an eye on it, but that's the extent of my involvement.

He's a warning that I'm going to wait until it's closer to June to deal with. Unfortunately, this does mean that the two of us might be more cagey than usual.

un: rschwarzer;

[motiv8]

Yeah, that whole thing does not look pleasant, to put it very lightly. I'm glad you guys are taking some time off to look after yourselves rather than jumping right into that.

I understand if you guys have to keep some things under wraps, and I'll respect that. Just... don't let things get to the point of last month again, okay?

Whenever Rean's birthday was, who cares about time

[fiddlestick]

Well, that creepy skeleton with a hat came for Rean.

Annnnd Rean decided to ask him for a cat bed.

[switchaxe]

ok first of all: creepy skeleton???

Private to Jusis and Rean | Text

[fiddlestick]

[During THIS]

Jusis-

Zhongli's friend named his saxophone after him because he wants to sleep with him, but Zhongli is denser than Rean so his friend will probably be left hanging for eternity.

Also you SERIOUSLY owe me for this one, I want to bleach my brain so bad.

Private Forever

[noblerise]

[..................................

Holy—]

I'm fairly certain Zhongli suffers from a combination of oblivious ace and oblivious gay. Had I know it was that bad, I wouldn't have put your name forward like that. My apologies.

I'll purchase a violin or piano for you for services rendered. Yes, I'm aware of how much they cost.

Text | 6/29

[fiddlestick]

[he thought about doing this privately but well...anything he hears he'd just tell Rean anyway, and Ash is old enough to hear this, it's fine.]

Hey Jusis, is Zhongli a god?

[switchaxe]

do what now?

at some point after the Cakening and the Cakening pt2

[switchaxe]

[Ash sends a picture of a receipt for a cake sent to Zuilius]

[noblerise]

[Jusis looks at the picture of the receipt. Then, he laughs.

Congratulations, Ash, The Black Order has now officially paid for Zulius's Fuck You Cake. No complaints or questions from Jusis, either.]

Text | UN: jalbarea

[noblerise]

I've been given information about someone we should keep our eyes out for. He's been offering work to anyone willing to bring him Pokémon as subjects for his art, allegedly. However, I have it on good authority that this Alba person has taken an interest in two Krusnik escapees so far, which is two too many for my taste. I also got strangely sick the two times I met him in person, though I'm not sure what exactly that means.

[Jusis then gives a brief description of Alba.]

I'm currently looking into him on my own time to determine who he is and what his motives are.

[switchaxe]

I ain't goin back

text | August 1st

[switchaxe]

so one of the guardians here can talk to ghosts and asked some about Weissmann

the fucker wants to recreate the DOMINIONS

the fucker is from ZEMURIA

[motiv8]

You know, at first, I thought our last world was really cool, and I kind of thought this one - you know, without all the Spirit Realm stuff - was a little boring in comparison.

The more I learn about it, and the people we had to coexist with, the more I regret that initial thought.

evening of September 5th

[switchaxe]

this time tomorrow I ain't gonna be in the Order. found a way out.

[fiddlestick]

What?! What way?!

late October

[switchaxe]

if anyone sees a fire-breathing three headed dog droppin off random shit, don't worry. Pat and I just made a friend.

[fiddlestick]

That's sure a sentence to read.

What?

un: ecraig | text | Late November

[fiddlestick]

[Okay so Rean already knew, but Elliot sure has been putting off telling the rest of Class VII this for as long as possible. But full moon is coming so, uuuuuuuugh]

Okay, so this really isn't a big deal or anything, and it's nothing to worry about. Really just wanted to say it to keep you guys in the loop but I might've got cursed again.

Really nothing to worry about I got it under control. Anyway, so what are everyone's holiday plans?

[switchaxe]

my plans are your plans how the hell did you get cursed again??

[Can he go beat someone up.]

December 1st

[switchaxe]

El I promise I am getting that thing off the lawn holy SHIT that's my Hector

Voice

[fiddlestick]

[Over the phone, they can hear this being recorded accidentally:]

WHY THE HECK IS THERE A MECH ON THE MINT?!?!

[Oh. Seems he didn't read the message in time.]

UN: ecraig | text | 4/21

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot moves this conversation to Whatsapp instead of the Libra app, just in case]

Hey, can either of you tell me anything about Douman? How wary should I be of that guy?

Also Jusis I was talking to Zhongli's fiancee, and he said kids aren't off the table for them, so you might get siblings in the future.

[switchaxe]

never ran into the clown fucker, can't help sorry

also WHAT

action | May 8th

[switchaxe]

[It's after that other guy's Shadow makes a post that Ash pops out of the teapot he's been staying in with Pat. He is shaking, he's so mad.]

Hey El? Albarea?

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot had seen the post. He didn't know Caleb, but that didn't stop his gut from feeling twisted from guilt and worry. So he tried to busy himself with making some tea when Ash comes in, clearly shaking]

Ash? What's wrong?