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fifty shades of mochi house

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[ hello friends and housemates, it is M O V I E N I G H T and browsing through the streaming options has led the unsuspecting friends to a terrible decision and dangerous movie choice for the evening - the fifty shades of grey movies are available. There is popcorn available. There are other snacks and foodstuffs and drinks ready and waiting to be consumed as part of M O V I E N I G H T.

And there is some truly, truly terrible television happening right now. ]

... I don’t entirely understand.

This is supposed to be erotic?

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[Elliot is not to blame for picking this movie, and he's just watching it with confusion. Even the book was more interesting, or at least what he read from Ren's edit. And that book was awful]

Er...maybe?

[...]

Is this how it is for straight people?

[roughplayer]

[ Who is going to willingly admit to picking 50 Shades here for Movie Night without the excuse of morbid curiosity... Unlike the other two here, Koga's staring at the screen with more disdain than confusion as he's tossing popcorn in his mouth. ]

Are any of us gonna admit to watching this to straight people and asking for their opinion if this is hot?

[ More popcorn. ]

This is an SVU episode waiting to happen and that shit's already tasteless.

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[ He didn’t want to be here, but here he is... Just because they said it would be a group activity. Munching on some popcorn, he has no horse in this race. It’s horrible, terrible, and he would never want to watch it (again). ]

At least Chris Grey is somewhat attractive.

[ Akiren’s types include those who want to hold dominance and authority... Because it’s so satisfying and europhic to drag them down from their pedestal.

...

Anyway, he’s trying to find good things to say about the movie to offset everyone’s confusion and horror. ]

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I thought straight people were the targeted demographic. And one that is loudly proud of it as well.

[ He's looking at the screen rather intently, but... he doesn't quite see whatever Ren is seeing in terms of Christian Grey attractiveness. ]

He is stereotypical. Nicely dressed, but it is like I am looking at a checklist of conventionally attractive aspects...

[ IT'S DULL. ]

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Not sure why....

[They'd be proud of it. Because seriously guys, you can do better]

Yeah...and he's too controlling for my taste.

[roughplayer]

He has a face that's good to step on, that's his one good quality. I can't believe this guy's hyped up good boyfriend material or even partner material for BDSM.

[ Everyone here has good boyfriends too? Noise of discontent and disgust goes here, then he's opening a bottle of coke and sipping it. ]

This asshole is breaking two of the three big rules of it right now, and I'm betting the third's getting broken soon within the limits of an R rating. They exist for a fucking reason, you shitty author and film director. Are you trying to get people hurt?

[ Siiiip. ]

just over here in the background

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[ ... ]

[maskreant]

I want to agree with the steppable face part, but it’s obvious he has issues.

[ But we’re not going to delve into Chris’ weird past with his aunt. Instead, he’s just staring at Kazuki. ]

Do you want to share something with the class?

Also over here in the background

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[ ... ]

[roughplayer]

[ He's not even looking at the staring mochi residents. He just feels the silence of good mochis. ]

Dunno, do you want me to talk over the shitty sex scene?

[ ... ]

Safe, sane, consensual. That's common sense when you have sex, right? You all have decent boyfriends. Stop judging because I'm single and tie down people with their permission and an extra fee.

[maskreant]

[ He would mention that his boyfriend threatens to kill him in bed, but that might not be sensible after the memory Yusuke received.

Ren will GO AHEAD and say it since everyone is silent: ]

BDSM is almost a different world from average sex lives. Being knowledgeable in the trade is a feat in itself.

[roughplayer]

[ For once,

Kazuki doesn't know how to respond to that within five seconds. It sounds like a genuine compliment from Ren? Not in a an area of knowledge he'd be proud of, but anyway. Those five seconds are up. ]

Really... I can't say it's practical for the outside world in general, but people like it when you respect their curiosity or weirdass hobbies. Hell, you learn a lot whether you like it or not.

Never read the book, but this crap is inaccurate on a bunch of things so it went from tasteless to offensive real fucking fast.

[ That's because he finds it hot when it's done right. ]

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Too late. Ren made me read it.

[He says with a sigh. He's been scarred for life thanks to Ren. But wow, Kazuki brings up a surprisingly enlightening point about BDSM. Go figure]

I-It's still impressive you know about it though. It never really...seemed like something I'd like? So I don't know much about it at all.

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I can’t imagine Eren liking it, anyway.

[ SCREAMING FREEEEDOM. Wow, Elliot? Way to throw him under the bus? If he has to suffer reading it for class, everyone does. Stroking his chin, he’s pensive for a second as he looks at his friend.

Let’s give him a hard time for that shitty dream— ]

Hey, Kazuki. Are you into any elements of BDSM?

[ Better if they get pointers from someone who likes it. ]

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[ Yusuke has just been looking back and forth between the group for a couple of moments. An engaged discussion about BDSM, who’d have thought. ]

Exploiting it for the sake of making something seem “racy” or “wrong”, ergo making it seem more edgy and exciting is tasteless. From what I remember there is an artistic interest in the act as well - books, photographic interest, articles. It is what you make of it... and it seems the interest in the human body remains eternal.

... Eren seems like the sort of person who would be 100% into it, or 100% against it with no middle ground. As Elliot doesn’t seem to have any marks on his wrists, I would presume the latter.

[ But, oh. It is time to put Kazuki on the spot. He is all ears. ]

[roughplayer]

[ Hm.

This is going in a direction where Kazoo is Unsure. Why is Renren like this (when apparently Akechi may be murder freak in bed???)

Slow exhale. ]

I can't see him liking some things, but that's on Elliot to figure out if he's now curious. And yeah, Yusuke's got it. You guys have a healthy appreciation for the human body, that part is easy to get.

[ Being on the spot doesn't mean he can't be a little sassy, pulling down on the collar of his shirt. Mementiddy has not been forgotten. ]

...I gave one away already. I don't mind getting hurt a little or dishing it out either. Happy?

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Er ... I'm a healer, Yusuke? If we did do something like that, I-I'd like to think I'd have the sense to heal any markings before I came home. [JUST POINTING THAT OUT] Though really, I've never talked to him about it. But Eren's not really into doing anything that'd hurt me even a little ... so I can't see him liking it either.

[Regeneration is wasted on this couple

And wow, Kazuki just admitted it. Might as well make it even for Kazuki's sake so he's not the one of the spot. So it's time to play Call Out Ren ]

What about you Ren? Are you interested in it?

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Isn’t it more exciting to leave the marks there?

[ At least, in his opinion, what’s the point if they don’t leave a lasting reminder. Anyway, Yusuke is out with his view on it which makes sense for fox friend. Ren isn’t surprised at all, though personally he thinks all that matters if that it’s enjoyed. Whether or not they appreciate it as an art form or is just into the intense moment doesn’t matter much to him. Just to tease him, Ren pokes the name of Kazuki’s neck. What a bad boy.

Then he sharply turns to Elliot—WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU? ]

I’d cuff Goro, but I haven’t thought about the other stuff if that answers your question. Shibari does seem fun and something Yusuke would enjoy even if it’s for art.

[ HOT BONDAGE POTATO. ]

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I imagine they must be sore, even if the contrast of red against pale skin is quite a stark, classic one.

[ That... may be part of it, yes. Like if you bruise yourself, and accidentally press it later on, it hurts and you remember the cause of the bruise in the first place. There's a big difference between gaining a bruise through clumsiness, and gaining one through other, more intimate means. Maybe the connotations there are the same one would experience with the sort of marks the sort of acts playing out (poorly) on screen? ]

I am somehow entirely unsurprised you would cuff Akechi. [ Lawd. ] Perhaps? I've certainly seen books on it as I mentioned before. Elongating and displaying the human body is not a new idea, after all, and these sorts of acts are somewhat about putting people on display...

[maskreant]

[ POINT-BLANK ]

Would you call yourself an... Exhibition-ist?

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...

... ... Was that meant to be a joke?

[ BECAUSE IT WASN'T FUNNY. ]

[roughplayer]

[ whacks Ren with a couch cushion. ]

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—Hey. Don't.

[ Kazuki just

tugs off the convenient leather cuff he's got on his wrist to cover up a faint mark and pokes it. He doesn't wince, really. Unlike when he jolted at the neck poke, what a rude phantom thief. ]

Kinda, it's just a little tender. My skin ain't pale like Yusuke or Elliot's though.

Shibari... It can look nice and some people say it's more cathartic in practice than plain stuff. But it's also riskier than handcuffs and you'd need someone you trust completely to do it.

[ The kinky virgin sacrifice for whenever Mochihouse will need one will now ask, plainly. ]

On the topic of marks, is that the appeal of... hickeys? That's such a stupid word. Whenever someone gets weird and tries kissing I have to pry 'em off. Work doesn't like seeing them.

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[Ren why are you like this]

Eheh...I-I guess for some people marks are exciting? I'd be too stressed about people seeing them to enjoy it.

[He could imagine his cousins now if they ever saw him with a hickey. They'd never let him hear the end of it.

Also no response from him about shibari. He may have taken out his phone to google the definition because yeah, he's not that up to date on bondage kinks guys]