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[fiddlestick]

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[fabrefactions]

No problem. I can go and get it started in a moment.

[ Ah. Right. ]

Oh, yes. Your stomach... are you sure nothing to line it? Something plain.

[fiddlestick]

[he shakes his head] M-Maybe later. Not now though.

[fabrefactions]

Alright.

[ and then he vanishes... to go and draw a bath like a good little housewife. For a moment, at least, until he glances back into the living room: ]

Bath bomb, yes or not?

[ IMPORTANT. ]

[fiddlestick]

[Yusuke you are a wonderful housewife. He's so glad he married into this household. And without any hesistation] Yes please. The strongest scented one we have. [I NEED TO GET THIS STENCH OF GARBAGE OFF ME]

[fabrefactions]

Alright.

[ He's bringing out the big guns. The bathroom gonna smell like orange and patchouli for days!! He leaves it running for a moment, just long enough to stick his head out the door and stare at Elliot for a moment longer. ]

... It is disconcerting seeing you be so very Elliot in Souji's body. I keep expecting you to suddenly make my life hell.

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot meanwhile waits, when Yusuke pokes his head out, he'll have his hands clasped together in a very Elliot way. ] O-Oh, um, sorry? [...] Though I really don't want to make your life, um, difficult. Pretty sure Souji's already doing that to people in my body. [he sighs]

[fabrefactions]

I am aware of that... it's not your fault Elliot. I will enjoy this peace and quiet from "Souji" while it lasts, honestly. And we have some time to plan punishment for the trouble he will inevitably get up to.

[ He's going to hang Souji out of a building by his ankles, when they've switched back.

Yusuke glances back into the bathroom, before vanishing inside. The sound of running water cuts off, and Yusuke himself emerges fairly soon afterwards. ]

The bathroom is all yours.

[ The bath is nice and warm, full of bubbles, and there's even a nice, fresh smelling candle burning away in the corner. Yusuke has this housewife thing on lock down. ]

[fiddlestick]

Haha...well he did already try to trick me that he was me from the future and that I had to do something to stop the world from ending, so.... [That one is already up to chaos. Ah yes the bathroom! He gives a quick thanks before stepping in to see the bath and-] Holy crap! This is amazing Yusuke! [YOU ARE THE BEST HUSBAND NOW!!!!]

[fabrefactions]

...

Why is he like this? I feel I have asked so many times, yet never received a proper answer.

[ Oh. Well. ]

I'm glad you like it. You did wake up in an alley, so... relaxation and rest seems appropriate.

[fiddlestick]

Haha...honestly, I'm not sure there's an answer to that question. It's one of life's great mysteries. Oh yeah, I could use it. Still, thank you so much! You're the best. I'm gonna hop in while it's still hot! [INTO THE BATHROOM HE GOES. Gonna play with BUBBLES]

[fabrefactions]

It would be better for everyone if we could solve it soon.

Ah-- enjoy.

[ Come out smelling less like a back alley, Elliot-chan. ]

[fiddlestick]

[HE IS GOING TO ENJOY THIS SO MUCH. Yusuke is the best forever]