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okay are you ready owlie

[maskreant]

[ Ren has made his way out to the front after convincing his friends he won't be hurting his other friend. Looking up, he squints and tries to make out the angry German. ]

Eren, get down before I shoot you with my gun.

[ He promised the other two he won't shoot Eren, but the threat is there anyway. ]

i always have been

[usurpers]

[ what else should he do while he waits for the package to get there? the internet is a lie, it said it was here already. this is tragic. so what better way to pass the time than get revenge for the denial of bob ross’ throne.

he just looks ren straight in the eye, in silence, before uttering in challenge. ]

Then shoot me.

[ OR CAN YOU TRULY STOP HIM ]

[maskreant]

[ oh my god......? Eren is challenging him and it makes his eyebrow quirk in irritation because he promised them he wouldn't. It's so. So. So tempting right now just to take out his gun and shoot him down, but he knows he's outside where anyone can see him.

Then people would hear that shot...








Then he would go to jail with Souji and Minato. That is the last thing his incarcerated parents want. ]

Get down before I tell Elliot.

[ His true weapon. ]

[usurpers]

[ is ren . . . also challenging him?? is this a game they want to play?? a dangerous, dangerous game of cat and dog . . .

eren’s stuck in a pause and a deep stare regardless, before he finally inhales— and ups the stakes. ]

—Elliot!!

[ please let this not blow up in his face he is playing with FIRE ]

[fiddlestick]

[Oh god why is he being called out. He hears that roaring voice, and sticks his head out a window]

What??

[usurpers]

[ hello, love of my life, heart of my heart, ice to my fire, eren peers down and (tries not to look like he is making a grave mistake, he must come out victorious): ]

Am I supportive?

[fiddlestick]

Uh- yes?? You always have been!

Though I don't see what that has to do with yelling on the roof...!

[maskreant]

This is about getting off the roof! Don't you think Eren should get down before he hurts himself?!

[ He swears to god....... ]

[usurpers]

[ IGNORES ]

I was being supportive of him even when he isn’t supportive of me. Just hope he remembers that.

[ because eren remembers. he is sitting up here, it is a nice view, and he wants his mecha. ]

[fiddlestick]

[YOU TWO....]

H-How about you both calm down and come inside?? Before the neighbors call the cops!

[THE ANSWER: HE IS NOT SIDING WITH EITHER OF YOU]

[maskreant]

Who was the one that encouraged you to buy your first mecha model?!

[ ???????????????? ]

That's basically what I said?!

[usurpers]

You didn’t encourage me to beat Bob Ross.

[ that’s it that’s his reasoning. although, at least he isn’t yelling anymore!! hopefully the neighbors don’t find a german on the roof as alarming. as the screaming is i mean ]

[fiddlestick]

L-Look, I don't know what this is about, but I'm sure you guys can talk it out inside!

[maskreant]

Bob Ross is dead. How do you expect to win?

[ NO, ELLIOT. THIS HAS TO BE SETTLED OUTSIDE. ]

[usurpers]

[ ELLIOT, NO

YOU’rE APART OF THIS. eren even scoots over to the edge of the roof to lean down further towards him. tongue click!! ren is a fool!! ]

Elliot, you remember what I told you about that, right?

[fiddlestick]

[....he can't believe you're making him recite this. He sighs and slumps his shoulders]

That Bob Ross lives on in legend, and you'll surpass that legend.

[usurpers]

[ eren does this while sitting and looking straight at ren:



he presents to you, the most supportive and beloved being in the world, his boyfriend. ]

[maskreant]

[ Hm.... He walks back into the house— ]

Yusuke, where's your sniper rifle?

[ Obviously not in reality, but he needs it now. ]

[fiddlestick]

[Eren...why....why are you like this. ]

E-Eren please...

[THATS EMBARRASSING. But also whirling around to yell in the house]

Don't give him that!!