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[fabrefactions]

Elliot, we can never allow him to marry.

[fiddlestick]

I'm usually not for meddling in other people's lives but....


Agreed.


Or we make a pact to flee to an undisclosed country if he gets engaged.

[fabrefactions]

Agreed.

If the app will let us. If not, maybe we can suggest a long, long engagement.

[fiddlestick]

But a long engagement would just make it hang over our heads....like an axe.

I already have enough anxiety as it is.

[fabrefactions]

What other alternative is there? Long engagement would keep everyone happy.

[fiddlestick]

Um....

Convince them to elope too fast to do body pillows?

[fabrefactions]

...

Convincing them to elope in general would be a good start. I may be willing to suffer through one body pillow request if I could guarantee he would be absent for a while and unable to request more.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, that's noble of you Yusuke.

Okay so maybe an elopement and a long honeymoon?

[fabrefactions]

If I were rich I would offer to fund it myself, but. Yes. Perhaps they can be persuaded to do that.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah...

I don't like asking for money, but maybe we could get Eren to pay for it. I think he'd like the part where it makes Souji go away.

[fabrefactions]

You truly think he would dip into funds like this to get rid of Souji for a temporary period of time?

[fiddlestick]

Considering he'd be my date to any wedding?
Yes.

[fabrefactions]

You are very sure of this.

...

Good.

[fiddlestick]

Yep. Completely sure. I know Eren like no one else.

He won't let us down.

[fabrefactions]

He is the hero we truly deserve. Even if he is not as powerful as Bob Ross.

[fiddlestick]

You know, you guys keep mentioning Bob Ross's power? And I still don't get it at all.

[fabrefactions]

Because Bob Ross is powerful.

[fiddlestick]

How?

this was going to be a gag tag but screw it

[fabrefactions]

Big Divisionism energy.

[fiddlestick]

Okay....
That doesn't explain anything.

[maskreant]

👏👏👏

[ He has no idea what’s going on, tbh. ]

[fabrefactions]

[ Does anyone? ]

[fabrefactions]

The main point is that Bob Ross is powerful and an excellent role model.

[fiddlestick]

And Eren wants to...surpass that.

[fabrefactions]

Eren is a fool.