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[fiddlestick]

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[roughplayer]

Guys I bought an AC unit for the house with slut money.

[maskreant]

thank you, Koga.

we appreciate your efforts.

[roughplayer]

Don't you usually ask art boy for ice?

[maskreant]

so far, we have.

but it takes a lot of his energy.

[fiddlestick]

Wait I thought you just TALKED to people for a living.

[WHAT??? WERE YOU DOING????]

[roughplayer]

I did! But I had to act like a boyfriend too... Or a dominatrix. I'M STILL A VIRGIN OKAY.

Selling my looks out for rich lonely people feels the same honestly.

[maskreant]

how much did you charge?

[roughplayer]

I didn't charge, the agency did.

Almost $1000 a week if I wanted to.

[maskreant]

that's good money just to be a stand-in boyfriend.

[roughplayer]

Yeah but I'll take my receptionist job back.

[fiddlestick]

I do miss the cute animals you'd bring home....

[roughplayer]

Hell yeah, time to be a petsitter again. Now that's company I like.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, yeah! No argument there!

[fiddlestick]

Okay! Sorry! Didn't mean to doubt you.

Though that is....really weird people would pay for THAT.

[roughplayer]

You better not!

I think getting a boyfriend or girlfriend would be be easier? Like maybe an actual date from Tinder or something.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, that's what I would think.

Though I haven't used tinder, so I can't say I know how easy it is to get dates on there.

[roughplayer]

You've been friends with Eren for long time, right?

[fiddlestick]

Yep! It's been about five years? We've only been dating for....


[...]


Ohhhh crap I have to think of something for my anniversary.

[roughplayer]

Can't help you there with my single staus, sorry. He's a great guy though, you guys could just have a lazy day watching sci-fi anime or musicals.

[fiddlestick]

It's okay. You'll find someone one day! Or get lots and lots of dogs.

[He's pretty sure Koga would be very happy with a dozen corgis in his life]

That's a good idea for a regular date, but it won't fly for the anniversary. If I know Eren, he's already got some big surprise in the works.

[maskreant]

(whispers) write him a song while you're surrounded by German Shepherd puppies.

[fiddlestick]

Well, the song's a good idea!

Puppies are too, but not sure where I'd find some...or what I'd do with them after.

[maskreant]

help them find good homes?

[fiddlestick]

Good homes besides this one, you mean?

[Because don't put it past Elliot to be tempted to keep all the sweet puppies. THEY ARE SOFT AND HE IS A BLEEDING HEART.]

[maskreant]

you are allowed one puppy.

[ AKIRA WOULD LOVE A PUPPY. ]