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[fiddlestick]

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[fiddlestick]

...I see.

No. Eren's only licked me in a, um, sexual way.

[He hates this]

Why did he lick you?

[maskreant]

i figured.

[ YOU DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING, ELLIOT. ]

i think it's to get on my nerves, but there are other non-licking methods.

i'm at a loss.

[fiddlestick]

[WELL HE NEEDED TO CLARIFY!!!]

That's so weird...

Do you want me to ask him?

[maskreant]

wouldn't that be too weird for you?

it's not that big of a deal, but i am wondering if this might be a friend thing or an Eren thing.

[fiddlestick]

Believe me, I've asked weirder.

Well, I haven't heard of him licking anyone. What if it's a you thing?

[maskreant]

[ ................................ ]

what have you asked him?

[fiddlestick]

[.....]

Well...remember when we watched fifty shades, and you guys were curious about his thoughts on the matter....?

I asked him that.

[maskreant]

let's shelve that until later today.

[ SO FAST. ]

[maskreant]

do you mean that something about me makes Eren lick me?

[fiddlestick]

Later today...?

Well, sorta? It's not that you seem lickable. Just more...you two have an odd friendship sometimes.

[maskreant]

Goro's moving in, so i thought it would be good if we watched a movie together as roommates. RNG cursed us with the sequel of 50 Shades.

i kind of understand what you're saying.

[maskreant]

now i need to figure out a revenge plan.

[fiddlestick]

Wait- Fifty Shades is going to be our WELCOME movie? For your boyfriend?? Oh boy...

[...]

That's so you to go for revenge. Just don't interrupt any of our dates, okay?

[maskreant]

that is what our RNG decided, yeah... it'll be fine. we can all suffer together again.

i wasn't planning to, but maybe we can set up a fake date that i can ruin.

[fiddlestick]

Why was it ON the RNG option list to begin with??

A fake date you can ruin how? By running up and licking him?

[maskreant]

i don't know. i think it was there and i forgot to take it out after we watched the first one.

no. there will be no licking. it would be clever to steal his trademark, but i don't think i can get myself to do that. got any ideas?

[fiddlestick]

Uh huh....

[Elliot wonders more if Akira just enjoys torturing himself with this franchise]

Hmmm...I dunno. How extreme do you wanna take this?

[maskreant]

i don't want to make him cry?

that's a good limit, i think.

[fiddlestick]

Hmm...okay.

Well, I could take him out to one of those restaurants that serve the free garlic bread.
And you could come steal it.
He always loves garlic bread.

[maskreant]

[ ........... huh. You know what? ]

i'll take it.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, okay!

I already have something arranged with him this weekend, but maybe next week we could pull this off?

[maskreant]

that sounds good.

just tell me when and where and i'll be there serving you guys.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, okay! I'll text you the details when I know.