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[ He gently smacks Goro's face with the crop. You. Stop that. ]

It's not that it makes me uncomfortable...

[ He just didn't expect such a warm acceptance of his costume?? Not warm, per se. Just general acceptance as normalcy. ]

I was just surprised that no one objected.

Haha...well...

It's not exactly the strangest thing we've done together, so...

[What's there to get uppity about?]

Edited 2018-11-12 21:21 (UTC)

Elliot has a point. This is hardly the strangest thing we've ever done. You rewrote the whole book, after all.

[ Akiwa.... ]

[He's been hit..! Gently. But cruel, cruel Akiwa.]

Why would I ever object to seeing my boyfriend dress up?

[ No... Now that Goro has said that, he isn’t going to do it. It also earns a thwack as he’s getting grilled by his friends. ]

Rewriting is an overstatement. I only rewrote what very few and short scenes it has, then used the replace function on Word to change the pronouns and name.

[ ... ]

Oh, yeah, how did your boyfriends feel about BDSM?

[ Since they mentioned this last time. ]

[ Oh. ]

We only had the conversation recently. More about the restraining part than anything else.

[ Side note: Yusuke is wearing a big, cosy sweater with very long, over-the-hand style sleeves. Make of that what you will. ]

It was a positive conversation.

[Oh. Right.]

Eheh...

It was a strong no.

[Which by Eren's standards, means yelling off roof tops]

[AGAIN..? Goro frowns at the hit, but his expression becomes more quizzical when Akira asks the other two... that. One positive, one negative, everyone has their own tastes, but--]

Were you exempt from asking my thoughts for some reason, Akira?

[he??? was not asked??? he has thoughts on it though.]

[ OH BOY. He almost totally forgot somehow that his own boyfriend is here. There is a ton of regrets piling up as he squints at Goro, wondering how he can just circle around this and focus on the answers received.

Nope, there’s no way except death. ]

... I knew the answer already, I didn’t think I needed to ask?

[ Friends. Help. ]

[ Tonight is regret night for Akira. Yusuke looks between Akira, then Goro... the Akira again. ]

You were not curious to hear directly?

[ Interesting. ]

Communicating such things is important, Akira.

I agree with Yusuke.

I mean I figured Eren wouldn't be into it, but I still felt it was right to check instead of assume.

[THROWS AKIRA UNDER THE BUS]

[Wow. Not even Akira's friends will help him.

Goro's gonna take that riding crop from you, boyfriend, and lean back into the couch with his arms crossed.]

Thank you both. Now, I'd like to know what my answer would be, Akira. If you knew it so well already.

[He's not mad or even annoyed, he's just liking the shovel that goes with Akira today.]

[ Oh my God you guys he was going to ask when they try it out (if ever), stop. This. Akira is sweating bullets, smiling wryly as he figures out how to wiggle himself out of this.

He can't.

There's no escape in sight. Even Morrigan stares at him like YOU FUCKED UP, CRIME BOY. Well, if he has to die tonight, he'll drag someone with him. The smile brightens into something cheerful now. ]

If I remember correctly, in a private phone call, Goro Akechi said this. [ And this is why he has to smile like this. It's the only way he can imitate Goro's voice: ] "I know I said I wanted my hands tied, but you're really making me wish I could touch you."

[ Goodbye. ]

[ Look, you do these things to yourself, Akira. But really, after having a box of dragon dildos with Goro Akechi’s name in the box literally explode at him... not much surprises him. ]

...

[ Yet somehow he learned more than he wanted to. ]

There is nothing wrong with adventure in one’s private life. [ He. Does believe this. ]

But work your way up if you have not tried anything yet. It wouldn’t do for you to injure each other, and would be fairly awkward to explain such injuries away. [ As it will be to explain why two people supposedly in love murdered each other with words while their friends sat back and watched in morbid fascination, ]

[.....]

I-I'm not sure reading your sexting out loud will get you in less trouble, Akira....

[He's not gonna judge about doing sexting since he's done it but....Akira...please think for a moment what you're doing]

[Akira's getting a hearty smack of the riding crop for that, oh my god, his face is on fire and he looks like he wants to die. The smack is enough to sting even hitting cloth.]

Do you really want to start this, Akira? Shall I recall the same phone call, or do you want me to tell our friends here what you were doing bundled up in the corner of the lodge in Magatus?

[ It isn't about being less in trouble!!! He has hit rock bottom, so you go all out. Perfect. All he wanted was to see some color on Goro's face, but he's Hurt. Akira winces and rubs the affected area—ouch. ]

Please spare Yusuke and Elliot.

[ He. Does not want to go there, especially when Yusuke was in Magatus with him. ]

But to answer, we haven't dipped into anything like that yet. We'll be careful.

[ For those concerned, namely Yusuke... ]

[ He is raising a hand. Immediately. ]

As one who was present in Magatus at that time, I would like to veto that subject and live in ignorance. Thank you.

[Also raising his hand!!]

Y-Yeah. I-I...have my suspicions, but I'd rather they never be confirmed, thanks.

[... Okay... Let him... Cool off for a moment, he wouldn't actually do it since he's living with them now, but the threat is there as he points at Akira. Don't test him.

And then he's just gonna casually spin the crop between his fingers. Very idly, don't mind it.]

My apologies. But for the record, I'm not against it. I would prefer to be the one tying versus being tied, though I'll make an exception for Akira. He's a very conscientious person.

[... just... to answer the previous question personally... was that too much.]

[ HE'S JUST GOING TO STAY QUIET AND PRETEND HE'S FOCUSING ON THE MOVIE...

WITH HIS CAT IN HIS ARMS. ]

[ Is...

Is he sulking?

...

After a moment, Yusuke leans over and gently pokes Akira on the top of his head. Hewwo? ]

Ahah...well that answers that.

[It's okay Goro it wasn't anything more than what Yusuke and Elliot got at with their boyfriends.

But he glances at Akira....]

You know, you did bring the topic up....

[Good... he doesn't want to inflict too much onto his new permanent place of stay...

Still, pfft. Akira's going to get Goro's hand running through his hair too, just the way he knows he likes it with little drags of his nails.]

In any case, are we going to watch movie following this one as well? I'd like to be well-versed in the book's contents before diving into the next mistake -- I like to see the differences -- and it'd give me ample time to prepare.

[ He tries to swat Yusuke's hand away when he comes in for some probing pokes. Stop. Goro can stay, though. ]

... Do we have to?

[ He might be over 50 Shades now. He needs a new horrible thing to inflict on people. ]

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