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fiddlestick) wrote2018-01-25 10:22 pm
fiddlestick) wrote2018-01-25 10:22 pm
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which should be slightly clear when he stops dead only to answer grimly: ]
I don’t lick people.
[ eren jaeger has standards. ]
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He'll just smack him square in the jaw with the riding crop. It may have made a loud noise, but it obviously doesn't hurt.
Just sting a bit. ]
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And just immediately walk out again. ]
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and following the loud crack that leaves the air still and in silence, eren. can’t help but to stare at that wretched toy from satan’s playground.
his cheek stings a little and he almost has half the mind to say hIT ME HARDER to get hurt and roll out the door and stomp away naked from this terror house (this sounds hideous out of context but 👀 ) ]
—Why do you have that.
[ wait did someone just come in and walk out he DIDNT EVEN SEE ]
Hello?
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[ So, technically, it would never be used aside from show. The act just slips away when he realizes someone walked in and instantly walked out. Oops. Maybe he should have locked the door?
Well, it's fine. Since they didn't say anything, he's sure it must have been— ]
... I think that was Yusuke.
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[ . . . no bites, huh. why do you forsake him, yusuke. ]
Acting to ride . . . Horses?
[ HE’S SO CONFUSED ]
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[ Another tiny whack on the shoulder. ]
... I think just for this? I guess. Since Retrospec gave me an all leather crossplay costume.
[ It's really to spook his roommates, but they've gotten used to it... He's becoming an old man, no longer surprising or edgy. ]
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like, real. dead eyes. ]
Like— Lacrosse?
[ AKIRA WHAT IS CROSSPLAY ]
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... Crossdressing?
[ EREN???? He doesn't want to explain this, so he'll settle for basically another term for it right now. ]
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and eren blinks, with big blue owl eyes. he’s imagining akira as halle berry’s catwoman and he is 😶]
Uh. At least. [ . . . ] At least it isn’t a fur suit.
[ unlike eren, who gets stuck with the furries ]
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[ Eren. Are you ready? Akira's Third Eye sure comes in handy when he wants to be nosy, so he disappears into to take out a familiar reindeer costume...
In his exact size. ]
Retrospec is very festive.
[ It's time to strip Eren. Odd enough, Akira is very nimble and quick about it. ]
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[ a muffle here, some shuffling there and, ta-dah! merry chrysler. bells jingle from his colorful bow tie as eren, well, screams, wails in the basement in embarrassment and turns a lovely shade of christmas red.
if he says “you win”, it’ll be worse. maybe an angel would hear him. maybe he could try and worm his way to the stairs, maybe he’s not as naked as he could be—
he screams. he screams like a dying, dramatic animal. ]
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But no longer. His head snaps up when he hears screaming, because of course it does? He's only oblivious to feelings, not death wails. So, naturally, he's immediately worried and leans the shovel up against the house to go check out what's going on.
He dusts off his boots as best as he can so he's not tracking too much snow throughout the house before entering, making his way toward the source of the screaming.]
Um, I heard yelling, is everything o... kay...?
[...What the fuck is this.]
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Eyes wide, he mirrors the same shocked look right here. ]
Rean?
[ FORGET THE QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU IN HIS HOUSE? ]
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[He's been doing a favor for Elliot! This just happened to be when he had time.]
Why is Eren a reindeer and why is he screaming?
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[ ............ He strokes his chin. ]
And why he's screaming, too.
[ Looking down at his friend, he wants to emphasize how Eren is not gagged if he's able to scream so loud. ]
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no wait, it's just Yusuke. ]
Oh, hello Rean.
[ He came back! ... and he brought paint! ]
Is it more authentic if we give Eren a red nose?
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so eren jaeger inhales, and eren jaeger does what an eren does best. he screams, like a siren. and if he runs out of breath— he’ll inhale only to scream again, if anything, fueled by the memory of getting fingers cut off while being tied to a chair.
god damn it if he won’t make the neighbors call the police again!!! ]
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So he's dropping his grocery bags on the counter, not carring if they spill, and running for the basement door. He opens it and yells down the stairwell]
W-What's going on down here?! Is everyone alright?!
[That sure is the sound of small feet coming down the stairs. Quick guys, try to hide or look innocent before your doom sees what's going on]
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Whatever the reason is, he doesn’t like it! Come on, help me get him out of this...!
[...If Elliot can’t hear him over Eren’s screaming, it might look like Rean’s tying those rather than trying to remove them... whoops?]
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But I haven't even had the chance to make him a perfect reindeer...
[ Yusuke Kitagawa: he helps. ]
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dear lord, rean, eren chokes out air when his vices are tightened rather than released. he hears it, though. he hears it through this terror house. his angel is here.
his time has come. his fourth oscar . . . cometh. eren thrashes around like a fish out of water and not caring if he’s hitting himself because you see— ]
ELLIOT!!
[
he’s crying. ]
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Akira just gestures over to their reindeer while looking at Yusuke. Go ahead. Paint the nose. ]
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The frick did he just walk in on??]
WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING TO HIM?!?
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I don't know what they're doing! I just heard him yelling and I'm trying to get him out!
[And failing, but you know! Trying!]
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