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[maskreant]

I do.

[ HE CONSENTS TO THIS JOKE MARRIAGE NOW. ]

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[he looks over at Akira. If this were an anime, there'd be a sweat drop appearing behind his head. But at least this was just a joke, right? It's fine...]

...I-I do.

[fabrefactions]

...

[ Oh. That's oddly touching. ]

I suppose we are officially fake married now. Do we need rings?

[maskreant]

... Would it be weird to wear two rings?

[ Cause he's been wearing the one that Goro got him from their halfiversary.

Actually, will Goro get pissy about it, he wonders. ]

[fiddlestick]

Haha, I'm not sure we need anything that official....

[fabrefactions]

True. I do not want to sign any paperwork. But it is a nice thing to know in your heart, that you are that close to someone without romantic feelings to boost things along.

[maskreant]

[ ... You two are fucking embarrassing him and he wants out. Right now. But... This is immensely better than their previous conversation topic.

He's glad they're not drunk because he would start crying right now. ]

I'm really grateful. [ Okay, no more of that. He's nervous— ] Do you think our boyfriends would get along?

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Awww, Yusuke.

[Yusuke that's sweet!! It gets a touched smile out of Elliot. And quiet Akira you can't divorce them.]

Goro, Eren, and Sanji...? [Well, speaking as the boyfriend of the shouty german one] T-That's a little hard to imagine.

[fabrefactions]

Probably not.

[ Blunt as heck. ]

Eren did not seem fond of Sanji on the mission the other month, and I'm fairly sure that Sanji's temper would flair up at some point.

[ He sounds rather unbothered by this. ] A roomful of strong personalities could either get along very well, or very poorly... and I feel it'll be the latter.

[maskreant]

[ EREN NOT BEING FOND OF SANJI GETS A SMALL SMILE FROM AKIRA cause ohh boy does he know. However, this does make him consider something— ]

Goro would be the good boy out of the three.

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This is weird.

[fiddlestick]

[SIDE EYING...]

I dunno, I could see Goro trying to needle them on purpose if he found it funny...

[Aka, he's hitting that Doubt button]

[fabrefactions]

Yes, I could see that too. It's what Akira would do, and they both do that to each other...

[ D O U B T ]

[maskreant]

Yosuke is a special case.

[ Even Akira understands Yosuke's allure... Something about the guy just screams bully bait. I LIKE HOW THIS TAG WORKS OUT BECAUSE THEY BOTH BULLY YOSUKE HAHAHA ]

He would ogle both when they take off their shirts to compare their muscles. I can picture it now.

[fiddlestick]

[Yea he can't actually argue against the Yosuke one. He doesn't bully him but....rip]

....W-Why are they taking off their shirts in this hypothetical?

[fabrefactions]

[ Bully Yosuke. ]

... Why wouldn't they be?

[ He can see it now -- all that practice sketching he could get done of the human figure... it would be glorious. ]

[maskreant]

It would be like a competition.

[ Eren is the type to win?? Most of the time? That's what Akira got from the birthday party mess. He doesn't know Sanji too well, but if he's as hot-tempered as Yusuke describes, then they're both boneheaded idiots. ]

[fiddlestick]

Oookaaay?

[He has concerns about what these two are imagining for their boyfriends doing together.]

[fabrefactions]

Of... strength? Of muscle definition?

[ They must make this fair, or Goro is just going to lose instantly: love of outdoor sports aside. ]

[maskreant]

Physical attractiveness...?

[ Though Akira has a bias towards builds more similar to his own, so his boyfriend’s twunk ass satisfies him. Doesn’t mean he can’t appreciate muscle in general.

This is fine. ]

[fiddlestick]

Would any of us give an answer that isn't our own boyfriend though...?

[fabrefactions]

Yes... we would most likely be biased.

Otherwise we would be dating other people.

[maskreant]

Yeah.

[ ... ]

... As much as I sometimes think that I wouldn’t mind dating some of my other friends, I can’t imagine being with anyone else.

[ It’s late at night and he’s slowly dipping into those ungodly hours talks where he says things he would usually never say. Yusuke is always subjected to it, but it’s time for all three of them to suffer. In all honesty though, this may be his first relationship, but he’s very invested and attached—sometimes it scares him. Ughhhhhh. ]

I would ask if you guys felt the same, but...

[ HE HAS BEEN WITH GORO THE LONGEST APPARENTLY? ]

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[Elliot will give a little smile]

Hehe, I know I do.

[It's okay Akira, your husbands you just fake-married are here for you]

Even if it took us a long time to get together, I think part of me's loved Eren since the day we met.

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[ There are all these... syrupy sweet declarations of loving their partner since they day they met, and never wanting to be with anyone else...

And then there's Yusuke, like a month into his first relationship, and happy but... he can't make grand declarations of love this early on, and making a grand declaration of "but I do like him a lot and I'm happy" feels weaker in comparison...

So he goes for something else. ]

I'm fairly sure I left one of Sanji's first messages to me on read receipt on purpose.

[ Well then. ]

[fiddlestick]

[ It's okay Elliot wasn't expecting some declaration from you, you have a pretty new relationship unlike these two. But as for that.... ]

Um...


Is that...a flirting technique I wasn't aware of...?