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Elliot Craig

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[usurpers]

[ he would call prostitution jokes about giving head a lot more than clowning, but—he won’t disagree. that was a more compassionate way to word things, but not unlike each other, eren thinks.

but. about that. ]

I can’t do that. He’ll mount on me for good and flunk the course. I don’t want him to fail.

[







b-baka!!!!! ]

[fiddlestick]

[Oh my god you big tsundere]

Really...?
That sounds a little dramatic...

[usurpers]

[ “that sounds dramatic”

]

Have you seen how many classes he skips? Tests he cheats on? Tests he doesn’t even study for. His curriculum’s going to be subpar and If I didn’t push him to at least have study sessions who knows how many classes he’d skid by in.

If I don’t remind him to eat something every three hours, he lives on coffee, Elliot.

[fiddlestick]

[... 💧 ]

Haha, you're really concerned about how he's doing huh....

And here I thought we weren't ready to discuss kids.

[usurpers]

. . . Kids?
Like having real kids?

[ or, you know, just get a dog or a robot ]

[fiddlestick]

[Welp]

No, no real kids. It was a joke, Eren.

I was saying that you act like Crow's your kid or something.

[usurpers]

Oh. Okay.

[ . . . ]

If having a kid feels any way like I just remembered, I don’t want one.

[ he REALLY hopes he doesn’t remember something like mom and dad conceiving him or something because

holding babies is bad enough ]

[fiddlestick]

What?

Did you just remember having a kid???

[EREN ARE YOU A FATHER]

[usurpers]

It wasn’t my kid? It was my older brother.
I mean my older brother was the baby. It was past dad with his first wife.

It’s really weird.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah..."really weird" is one way to put it.

This memory-ception of yours is rough. I almost feel like I need a chart.

[usurpers]

[ eren sends a page from one of his notebooks, and seriously try not to look beyond that because there are memory notes littered with arrows and stars to indicate what comes from who. ]

It’s a lot.

[fiddlestick]

Wow, somehow the chart makes it worse.

That is so many! I'm sorry Eren.

[usurpers]

It’s alright. They’re just confusing.

Look at the time. [ ITS LIKE 4 AM ] Sorry.

[fiddlestick]

I can imagine...

Oh wow, it's late. It's okay though! I always like talking to you.

Talk to you tomorrow?

[usurpers]

It’s fun. And I had to tell you.

[ you know about the sex ]

I love you.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, right. Something to look forward to, for sure!

Love you too.