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Elliot Craig

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[fiddlestick]

You're gonna tease him as soon as he wakes up, aren't you?

[Crow is obviously a serious and mature man.]

Haha. Aww, it's not like I'm kinkshaming you!

[jurai]

Depends if his outfit kills him first

[Chains and all.]

You better not, you're the one dating the Jolly Jaeger Giant

[Guess who found out about that one.]

[fiddlestick]

Oh right. The Hot Topic clothes.

[he sighs on his end. He's not surprised to hear Crow finally found out. It wasn't a secret.]

Just so we're clear, the titan form is not one of my turn-ons.

[IT MAY BE NAKED AND RIPPED, BUT ITS A GROSS MEAT MECHA OK]

[jurai]

Thank god

[He doesn't even want that to cross his mind, thank you for denying him that hell.]

Eren's interesting enough on his own, after all

[But back to the topic.]

But yeah, there you have it. Ol' Crow's smitten

[fiddlestick]

[Anytime bro. Anytime]

Haha, he sure is. Hot too.

[What if they are going to talk about how hot Rean is, he can mention that about his own fiance!!]

Glad you finally admitted it. I'd had a feeling for awhile now.

[jurai]

Yeah, can't lie there. He's got a handsome face, when it's not contorted like he ate a whole lemon

[See, he can be nice!]

You've got good taste

[But Elliot saying that causes him to exhale behind the feed, slumping back against the fridge.]

Yeah, looking back on it now...you've been pulling the strings for this, haven't you

[fiddlestick]

That's just a face he saves for you. But thanks.

[Eren never looks like he's sucking lemons for Elliot!]

Ahaha....I like to think of it more as gentle nudges.

[jurai]

Well now I feel even more special

[BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO WATCHES HIM COPY NOTES FROM THE SMARTBOARD.]

Sure. Gentle. That's the word we're goin for

Well, you were right on the money, though I think I was pretty much in denial for awhile

[fiddlestick]

You're very special. 🎵

Hehe, that's what I figured. You and Rean are off in your own little world a lot.

[jurai]

ELLIOT

STOP

YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE A STARRY-EYED MAIDEN 💦💦💦

[fiddlestick]

HAHA

Guess you're the disney princess now!!

1/2

[jurai]

HAHA

2/2

[jurai]

The prince is a blockhead

[fiddlestick]

Haha...

Yeah. He kinda is. Sorry about that.

[jurai]

Such is life

Ah well, the hickey I got was worth it, if nothing else. Though that's gonna be a pretty awkward situation when he wakes up

[fiddlestick]

Ah, yeah. That's gonna be a fun conversation.

[...]

Please don't lie and pretend it didn't mean anything.

[jurai]

[...]





I'm not gonna say that, but

You think Rean would've seriously done this? Ever?

[Sure, it meant something to HIM. But was that really Rean or was that Retrospec fucking around with Rean like a ragdoll?]

[fiddlestick]

[....Boy.]

Well...I don't think he'd be forward enough for a hickey out of nowhere, but...

He does seem really interested in you. And in a way different from how he feels about me.

[jurai]

[Listen.]

Really?

You're more perceptive with this stuff than I am. At least...when it counts

Still, it's not really all that kosher to take advantage of a thing that Retrospec made him do

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, really. But give yourself some credit. You're really perceptive too. You just have a blindspot when it comes to yourself.

[Which is what someone told him once about himself. But hey, it works here too]

Well, I'm not saying jump him as soon as he wakes up, or even confess if you're not ready. Just...don't make it sound like he's not someone you could have feelings for, that's all. He already tells himself enough bad things as it is.

[jurai]

I guess you're right...Funny, I even saw myself flirting, but heck if I could notice Rean's interest

I was pretty shameless about it, though

[He's honest about it, at least.]

You're right though

The last thing I want him to think is that he doesn't deserve anyone. Rean, you dumb shit

[fiddlestick]

Haha, yeah...you kinda were. If we were dealing with anyone else, they probably would've picked up on it by now.

[But alas for Crow, they are dealing with Rean: the master of being oblivious]

Yeah, I know. I wish he could see what we see in him, but that'll be a long time.

[jurai]

Yeah, that post to Retrospec kinda put me on the chopping block for that too

[He can't believe he lost that battle of wits with Li-Na.]

Yeah, but if that's who he is, I wouldn't trade him for the world, friend or whatever we are


Now if he could only just accept that specialty Oreos are a delicacy

[fiddlestick]

Yeah...wouldn't call that whole thing your brightest moment, that's for sure.

[Yeah you had it coming]

Awww that's really sweet.

That'll never happen.

[jurai]

Heh, you got me there

That night I looked at it again and...yeah. Big regrets, that's me

[It's almost like your self destructive nature is amplified!]

He's such a little princess, I swear. 'Crow, stop wasting your money on those', 'Crow, that's disgusting', 'Crow, gatorade doesn't go in the rice'