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Elliot Craig

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[fiddlestick]

[Elliot is going to try reasoning one more time...]

Or it could be the bite to do you in.

Please Souji. Don't do this to yourself.

[fabrefactions]

[ Time for the big guns. ]

Think of all your cats. Of how much they’d miss you if your reckless eating habits get you killed.

[maskreant]

Just knock him out already.

[ Akira knows where his allegiance lies and what they need to do. It's obvious there's nothing that can stop Souji from dying except their consideration.

Do it. ]

[tarotcards]

[ yusuke apparently knows him best because that is clearly what gets him to have second thoughts. y'all need to learn souji better ]

Well, when Yusuke puts it that way... Perhaps I can leave the second taste-testing to another day.

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot gives a glance at Akira and raises his hand as if he's going to follow through on the order to knock him out but--

Oh thank god, Souji relented. Yusuke saved the day. He lowers his hand again]

W-Whew, yeah, good thinking.

[fabrefactions]

[ Yusuke is a hero! ]

A good idea.

[ Perhaps they can teach Elliot to make decent coffee before then. ]

[maskreant]

You're only stalling the inevitable.

[ SOUJI SAID ANOTHER DAY!! AKIRA STILL THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA

TO KNOCK HIM OUT.

Elliot, do it. ]

[tarotcards]

Why are you so insistent on knocking me out, Akira? Is there something more to this than you're letting on?

[ does akira want to take off his shirt instead ]

[fiddlestick]

[ Looks at Akira. Is there, my friend? ]

[maskreant]

There's no way to stop him from doing this again. We already have one bedridden Narukami, so we don't need another one.

[ He's stating the facts here. ]

[tarotcards]

You're going to have to knock me out for the rest of my life if you want to prevent me from eating ever again, though.

[ because knocking him out right now won't really change anything ]

[fiddlestick]

Y-Yeah, I don't have that kind of power to keep someone sleeping forever. I'm not exactly Maleficent. I couldn't do that even if I wanted to...

[Quickly]

Which I don't, by the way!

[fabrefactions]

[ If he had popcorn, he'd be eating it by now ]

[maskreant]

Only long enough for you to learn your lesson, you useless bisexual grass-eating furry.

[ He likes you, Souji. He really does.



But he wants to keep you alive. ]

[tarotcards]

Correction: I'm a useless bisexual everything-eating furry.

[ this is the most important thing ]

[fiddlestick]

[More to himself than anyone else]

D-Did they just say furry....?

[fabrefactions]

Yes, I think they did.

[ Why. ]

[maskreant]

[ YES THEY DID

wait yusuke knows what they are holy shit ]

So you eat your own kind? Not that I'm surprised... It's a furry-eat-furry world out there.

[tarotcards]

[ you have a furry in your bed. what are you going to do ]

You know how it is. Every furry has to watch out for themselves.

[fiddlestick]

[GOD ITS GETTING WORSE...]

P-Please stop. Both of you. Please.

[fabrefactions]

[ He needs popcorn for this conversation, really. ]

I am learning things I never wanted to know.

[maskreant]

[ Akira leaves the room for a short time, then comes back with the hairband with cat ears that Elliot gave him.

Without saying anything, he puts them on Souji and he should magically grow a black tail to match the black ears. They move, by the way. ]

[tarotcards]

[ !!!!!! (whispers) holy shit ]

... where did you get these and how much do you want for them?

[fiddlestick]

[ !!!!!! (whispers) Oh no ]

U-Uh...

I-I got them from Retrospec......dunno why.

[tarotcards]

[ ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ]

Elliot... I didn't know you were a fellow furry.