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Elliot Craig

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[ souji decides to just continue playing kind-of dead on the floor but not moving and just letting the napkin sit on his face, completely blocking his view. he's a weird guy like that but also, the floor is comfy and there is no risk of him falling again so he'll just stay here ]

This is now my "normal" clothing. I've decided to only wear this from now on.

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[

you know what time it is? time to check this guy for traumatic brain damage or at least make sure it doesn’t go further than that. elliot healed him and everything but what if scars are permanent. putting family first aid to good use (and his mother’s drilling), eren takes the napkin back and looks at souji’s eyes, spreading each pair of lids to get a look at those pupil in the light with one hand, checking the heart beat on souji’s chest with his other— ]

Does your magic heal brain damage?

[ he’s not actually joking. ]

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[Oh my god.... Elliot reels back a little]

I-I don't know!

He was this weird when I met him! My magic's not at fault!

[LEAVE MY WITCHCRAFT ALONE. ]

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[ souji lets eren do what he needs to, checking his eyes and pulse, while he remains on the floor. he does eventually sit up though and just stares at elliot through the little eyeholes of his pillow cover ]

I'd prefer the words "unique" and "eccentric" rather than "weird'.

[ he then looks down at himself and back up at eren ]

What's wrong with my outfit?

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Everything.

[ just said very deadpan. after everything seems normal, eren allows him to sit up— nothing looks out of the ordinary, and!!! babe he totally wasn’t doubting your magic . . . he was just double checking for cerebral scars!! so quietly, he puts a hand on elliot’s arm. ]

I didn’t mean it like that, I thought it could be something serious.

[ your magic is perfect. ]

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[ He'll visibly relax some with that hand on his arm. Right okay, he's not that mad. He just don't wanna be blamed for making people into furries. ]

I-I know, it's okay honey.

[Breathing out now. He'll glance back at Souji and..notices the backside.]

Is that...Yosuke on the back??

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[ can you see the squinting that is happening underneath the body pillow? the squinting at eren touching elliot's arm and elliot calling him "honey". the squinting is so real that souji doesn't even answer elliot's question about that being yosuke on the back (yes, it is indeed yosuke) ]

Hold on, what's going on here? Who is he to you, Elliot?

[ souji rudely points at eren ]

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[ oh my god

if eren could stink eye more than he is now, he’s reached an entire new level of stink. not because yosuke’s on souji’s back, that actually gets him to bend sideways and see if it’s true. what makes him sit up and is the tone of the question. the ultimately rude pointing, like he’s some ball of junk elliot found. lord.

elliot knows the face eren makes when he’s just that much closer to biting that finger right off. ]

His boyfriend.

[ and he stares at souji, confronting him. ]

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[ohhhhh boy, this is not going great. Not that it started great, but ohh boy.]

Y-Yeah.

Souji, this is my boyfriend, Eren.

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Boyfriend?

[ HMMMMM......... souji entwines his hands together and puts them on his lap (before his finger gets bitten off) as he stares at eren. the squinting is real and interrogation will begin ]

When did this happen? [ then directing this next question to eren: ] How old are you?

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[ ex

cuse



except eren isn’t smiling ]

What’s that supposed to mean?

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Since September.

[Wait a second]

Why...does his age matter...?

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[ i am losing my shit at all the gifs and emotes in eren's tags. how wonderful ]

It means what it means and it's an important question to ask, Elliot.

[ so answer up, eren, he's gotta know if you're trying to rob the cradle ]

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[ you better give him a good reason for this. rolling his eyes and giving a sigh to the furry: ]

Twenty. Now what?

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[Important question to ask? He didn't see why, Elliot was 18- almost 19. Eren was also clearly over 18 too. Unless...]






How old do you think I am, Souji?

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[ souji would probably have said something like "does it matter, elliot? your age is too young" but he might as well just come with it. ]

15.

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[ he’s not even going to say anything to you, buster. that’s elliot’s place and he’ll let his boyfriend kick ass or not on his own accord.

but his face says it all ]

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FIFTEEN??

[Dear god can his voice get loud]

What the heck Souji?! I'm 18!

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[ SQUINTS ]

... no, I'm pretty sure you're 15.

[ why is he even arguing about someone else's age??? ]

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If you want to get knocked out again, you should just say so.

[ WHY ARE YOU ARGUING!!! ]

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[SOUJI!!!]

W-Why are you arguing? I know my own age!

[But fine!! He pulls out his wall and grabs his driver's license, showing it to Souji.]

See?? I was born in 1999. Over 18 years ago!