Elliot "actual disney princess" Craig (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
fiddlestick) wrote2023-10-30 12:35 pm
fiddlestick) wrote2023-10-30 12:35 pm
Gossip Group Chat
Central Perk Gossip Crew
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MEMBERS:
Central Perk Gossip Crew
Spare No Details
MEMBERS:
Hey everyone!
I'm bored at work (movie day) and I'm pretty tired of messaging people individually- so I decided to make a group chat for anyone interested in gossip. So, welcome!
I'm bored at work (movie day) and I'm pretty tired of messaging people individually- so I decided to make a group chat for anyone interested in gossip. So, welcome!
PLEASE tell me what the devil they've gotten up to this time, we're on a deserted island halfway across the Atlantic Ocean and I've a thirst for updates.
That guy with the lesbian ex-wife? The lesbian ex-wife is pregnant. With his baby.
Why are you halfway across the Atlantic?
Why are you halfway across the Atlantic?
His lesbian ex-wife is what now. Bloody fucking hell, at least tell me he's paying for the child.
Contract work. I'm not certain I can say more than that. I notice you've added Venti to this chat, you can ask him for more details.
Contract work. I'm not certain I can say more than that. I notice you've added Venti to this chat, you can ask him for more details.
THAT SON OF A BITCH MICROWAVED FISH I CAN'T GO WITHIN A MILE OF THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE I'M GOING TO KILL HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS
I know, I feel bad for her, she was so close to fully escaping. But it sounds like he's not sure how involved he'll be. Apparently there was a fight about which last name the baby will take.
Ohhh I see. I had a feeling something big was going down, Jusis has been swamped with ay more paperwork than usual.
Ohhh I see. I had a feeling something big was going down, Jusis has been swamped with ay more paperwork than usual.
You can't microwave fish? [News to him.] If you do it I'll be happy to lie to the police for you.
you can if you would like everything in the vicinity to smell like a harbor
i will probably not commit actual murder over this but i do not care for the situation
i will probably not commit actual murder over this but i do not care for the situation
I want to tell her to take the babe, give it her last name, and leave the city for good. The man's already looking at another woman, after all.
Aye, that's about all I'm sure I can talk about. I'd apologize to your friend (Jusis, was it?) but I'm not actually that sorry.
Aye, that's about all I'm sure I can talk about. I'd apologize to your friend (Jusis, was it?) but I'm not actually that sorry.
God, I'm sorry Waver, that smell is the worst. Do you think a sign would help?
Mate, a harbor don't smell that bad these days. They used to smell so much worse.
How is he still a professor, anyway? Half the time I'm at the café he's there as well.
How is he still a professor, anyway? Half the time I'm at the café he's there as well.
the concept of fish makes me sick on the best of days, so the only sign i'd be putting up would say 'biohazard' after nailing the door shut.
this is more a 'faculty email and go the fuck home fantasizing about moderate violence' situation .
this is more a 'faculty email and go the fuck home fantasizing about moderate violence' situation .
No kidding. But oh, speaking of that other woman- the Bride? She apparently ruined the lasagna her friend was making for a dinner with their parents by dropping her engagement ring in it.
Jusis is my boyfriend, actually. But don't worry about it. I haven't heard his name pop up in his cursings.
Jusis is my boyfriend, actually. But don't worry about it. I haven't heard his name pop up in his cursings.
maybe not, the point is it's not a smell one wants inside in general.
hell if i know, i stay the hell out of that side of the building lest he strike up friendly conversation. fate forbid.
hell if i know, i stay the hell out of that side of the building lest he strike up friendly conversation. fate forbid.
And couldn’t have found a more suitable father?
Why is it that the people who are stupidest are the likeliest to procreate.
Why is it that the people who are stupidest are the likeliest to procreate.
I’m not one for fish, but I don’t understand why you’re so angry about it.
I don't think she got pregnant on purpose.
If anything maybe they slept together in hopes to save the relationship before they gave up and filed for divorced.
I had a relationship like that. Not really my finest moment.
If anything maybe they slept together in hopes to save the relationship before they gave up and filed for divorced.
I had a relationship like that. Not really my finest moment.
To each their own, I suppose.
I hope that she is able to find someone better. From what little I observed in the coffee shop, I’m not sure I’d trust him to watch over a sandwich, much less a human child.
I hope that she is able to find someone better. From what little I observed in the coffee shop, I’m not sure I’d trust him to watch over a sandwich, much less a human child.
Primarily, it is a commonly understood rule that fish in a public microwave is not only not done, but equivalent to annoying every other person in the building with how pervasive the smell becomes.
Personally, I also hate fish and the smell makes me immediately sick, so I'm annoyed on two fronts here.
Personally, I also hate fish and the smell makes me immediately sick, so I'm annoyed on two fronts here.
Oh, so your coworker is just an idiot.
I understand now.
I understand now.
Perfectly phrased. An idiot and wildly societally unaware.
Perhaps someone should help him.
If the smell is that offensive, surely he could keep the microwave in his room? I’m sure that would convey the point quite well.
If the smell is that offensive, surely he could keep the microwave in his room? I’m sure that would convey the point quite well.
And have the rest of the faculty have to deal with him over their highly anticipated and desperately needed break, that's practically worse.
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