I'm bored at work (movie day) and I'm pretty tired of messaging people individually- so I decided to make a group chat for anyone interested in gossip. So, welcome!
PLEASE tell me what the devil they've gotten up to this time, we're on a deserted island halfway across the Atlantic Ocean and I've a thirst for updates.
The last time I saw a group so open with their problems and so keen on dragging people into them, I was still on Nassau, and the governor hadn't started giving out pardons yet.
Jesus fucking Christ, I hope this one finally gets through. Everyone all right here? We're in Copenhagen right now and I've only just managed to get anything from Kaisou today.
[And then another message comes on the heels on the next one:] Also, did you ever get the fish smell out of the lounge?
I was recently reading a...subreddit, I believe is the term? And there was a story about someone who did not provide food for their wedding so they could hire people named "Mickey and Minnie" to appear.
I think I'm lacking some context. Everyone agreed that it was ridiculous, but I want to know why?
So, I heard from an adorable little birdie that a certain someone has been nosing around a bit for me.
Wanted to let everyone know that I'm safe and okay! I can hear her before she arrives 'cause nobody taught her how to not step SO loudly in those heels.
Just, uh, don't let Zhongli know about it! That's all I'm asking. He's
[After what happened with Kafka and Blade, he won't be surprised if he gets a consequence for this. But. Well. Gossips got a code.]
Okay, just got out of the meeting. Here's the rundown:
Black Order's told Jusis that we have until the end of April to find Teresa's killer, or else. Blade's powers have been sealed up for his network post the other day.
As a team we've decided to investigate, but we're all pretty torn about what to do if we actually manage to find the person. No one wants to use a scapegoat either.
You guys are the greatest information network in the city, so I'm sure some of you already know who did it. So what I'm asking is for you guys to make it as hard as possible for us to figure out who did it, okay? If we honestly can't find the culprit despite best efforts, that might buy us some time.
And ESPECIALLY don't tell me, okay? I'm a bad liar and I reaaaally can't promise I won't be tempted to act in whatever way protects my husband. So please, spare me that and keep me in the dark. Okay?
un: ecraig | text | 10/30
I'm bored at work (movie day) and I'm pretty tired of messaging people individually- so I decided to make a group chat for anyone interested in gossip. So, welcome!
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tw implied/imagined incest
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The tea these people bring: 10/10
Kinda amazing they just willingly spill it in the open like this.
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post-event, pre-dragon, guess who's in copenhagen
[And then another message comes on the heels on the next one:] Also, did you ever get the fish smell out of the lounge?
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and yeah but i had to all but exorcise the damn place
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[When the competition is 1) getting actually tortured and 2) dying in a murder cabin, though that’s not saying much.]
The city suffered some damage, however.
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Anyway,you missed Some Bullshit. I haven't been to Central Perk so idk how they're doin'. Pun intended. How bad has it been in the ocean?
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There is quite a lot to unpack here.
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they're probably like right next to each other
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I'm not sure what's worse. The post itself or that old lizard responding to it like that.
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text | UN: Thorn
I was recently reading a...subreddit, I believe is the term? And there was a story about someone who did not provide food for their wedding so they could hire people named "Mickey and Minnie" to appear.
I think I'm lacking some context. Everyone agreed that it was ridiculous, but I want to know why?
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The otter man is in love and he's being a daft bastard about it, poor man.
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what if he exited his body. ]
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Text | UN: makeitaventi
Wanted to let everyone know that I'm safe and okay! I can hear her before she arrives 'cause nobody taught her how to not step SO loudly in those heels.
Just, uh, don't let Zhongli know about it! That's all I'm asking. He's
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About my safety.
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i would argue that's a great reason to tell him, but it's your call
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un: ecraig | After TBO's meeting about Teresa
Okay, just got out of the meeting. Here's the rundown:
Black Order's told Jusis that we have until the end of April to find Teresa's killer, or else. Blade's powers have been sealed up for his network post the other day.
As a team we've decided to investigate, but we're all pretty torn about what to do if we actually manage to find the person. No one wants to use a scapegoat either.
You guys are the greatest information network in the city, so I'm sure some of you already know who did it. So what I'm asking is for you guys to make it as hard as possible for us to figure out who did it, okay? If we honestly can't find the culprit despite best efforts, that might buy us some time.
And ESPECIALLY don't tell me, okay? I'm a bad liar and I reaaaally can't promise I won't be tempted to act in whatever way protects my husband. So please, spare me that and keep me in the dark. Okay?
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I told you lot it wasn’t dangerous!
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It may not have been dangerous but it was still DISGUSTING!!
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un: chaosraccoon | text | July 1st
(T_T)(T_T)
How do you tell a guy that he's being thirsty on main in public without saying that??? I don't think he realizes???
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They just don't see it.
And when you tell them directly, they'll call you a fool.
It's probably just best to watch and let them figure it out on their own. Eventually.
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