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[fabrefactions]

I... why was he asleep in an alleyway...?

[ what even fucking is Souji's life?? ]

Hold on a moment...

[ It'll take him a few minutes, but eventually he'll emerge at the door with a very big, snuggly looking hoodie and a pair of jeans - he and souji are a similar size, aren't they? Maybe??

And a box of Tums. ]

[fiddlestick]

I don't know and at this point I'm sure I WANT to know. Thank you Yusuke. [At the door Yusuke will find one (1) Souji-looking Elliot, with that stressed out look in his eyes that only Elliot can manage. But also, he sure smells like someone who passed out next to a dumpster last night] Ah, am I glad to see you. [he grabs the clothes and the tums steps inside. He moves awkwardly, like someone not at all used to being at this height or body size] Pretty sure the neighbors were starting to stare. [Because he sure looks like a weird bum hanging outside a home]

[fabrefactions]

[ okay so first thing's first: herd elliot to the bathroom. ]

You look as though you've been through a situation. Should I run a bath for you?

[ Domestic!

Also the neighbours were probably staring because Ren and Yusuke were hanging out the window with projectiles ready to throw. No big. ]

And I'm sure we have some leftovers, if you are hungry after your rude awakening.

[fiddlestick]

[he sighs and follows the herding. Yeah, he knows how bad it is] I'd really appreciate that, thanks. I have all sorts of questions about Souji's lifestyle. [He knew souji did questionable things but COME ON MAN] U-Uh...much later. Right now I don't even want to think about food.

[maskreant]

[ Ren is actually unsettled by the strange events... Sure, people get physical changes, but never had they switched bodies with someone else, especially someone they knew. He only has one way to cope.

Peeking behind the corner, he peers over— ]

Congratulations on gaining muscle and height, Elliot.

[ Coping for both Ren and Akira is to pretend everything is Okay. ]

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot hears Ren come in, and on one hand, at least he doesn't have to convince his friend of who he is. On the other hand, he's still in someone else's body and that sucks. So he sighs and slumps his shoulders] Hi Ren. This really isn't how I wanted it to happen...

[maskreant]

I can't imagine you would... There are better people to switch bodies with than Souji.

[ Sorry, bowlcut. Now that he knows this is his friend for real, he approaches.

But then instantly backs up because smelly. ]

You should be able to fit Yusuke's clothes. They're about the same height.

[fiddlestick]

Aha....I wish I could argue with you there, but.... [Yeah. He can't disagree at all. Or blame Ren for backing up because he knows he smells bad] T-That'd be good. I'm a little worried about the rest of Souji's wardrobe.

[maskreant]

He dresses well most of the time.

[ Even though Ren doesn't really want to... Admit it? Rubbing his neck, they're really in a pickle this time. ]

Is there anything I can do to help?

[ Since Yusuke is already running a bath. ]

[fiddlestick]

Really? The last time we talked, he wanted me to help him pick out a design for a fursuit. [Why is Souji like this.] Well, unless there's a quick and easy way to get me back to my body... [...] I-I might need some help with Personas later.

[maskreant]

A fursuit is far from everyday wear, but no one is stopping him from making it part of his daily wardrobe.

[ Ren doesn't know... He really doesn't. It's sad that in his dreams he remembers there being another twin, a cuter one. ]

... Those are included?

[ That's. Unsettling. ]

[fiddlestick]

Pretty sure someone trying to stop him would just encourage him anyway.... [Souji's cute!! Like a cute raccoon found near the trash] I-I think so... none of my magic's working, but I still feel like.... there's something there? Something really different than normal... Haven't messed with it yet though. Felt like a bad idea.

[maskreant]

... Yeah, those are probably his Personas, but I always thought they would be related to his soul.

[ Instead of his body? Akira is a little unsure now. There are so many questions. ]

Don't think about it too much. If you're nervous, they're nervous.

[fiddlestick]

[................] Nnn, that just makes me even more nervous....

[maskreant]

... Think happy thoughts?

[ Uhm. What are some positives about this— ]

You can reach the top shelf now.

[fabrefactions]

No problem. I can go and get it started in a moment.

[ Ah. Right. ]

Oh, yes. Your stomach... are you sure nothing to line it? Something plain.

[fiddlestick]

[he shakes his head] M-Maybe later. Not now though.

[fabrefactions]

Alright.

[ and then he vanishes... to go and draw a bath like a good little housewife. For a moment, at least, until he glances back into the living room: ]

Bath bomb, yes or not?

[ IMPORTANT. ]

[fiddlestick]

[Yusuke you are a wonderful housewife. He's so glad he married into this household. And without any hesistation] Yes please. The strongest scented one we have. [I NEED TO GET THIS STENCH OF GARBAGE OFF ME]

[fabrefactions]

Alright.

[ He's bringing out the big guns. The bathroom gonna smell like orange and patchouli for days!! He leaves it running for a moment, just long enough to stick his head out the door and stare at Elliot for a moment longer. ]

... It is disconcerting seeing you be so very Elliot in Souji's body. I keep expecting you to suddenly make my life hell.

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot meanwhile waits, when Yusuke pokes his head out, he'll have his hands clasped together in a very Elliot way. ] O-Oh, um, sorry? [...] Though I really don't want to make your life, um, difficult. Pretty sure Souji's already doing that to people in my body. [he sighs]

[fabrefactions]

I am aware of that... it's not your fault Elliot. I will enjoy this peace and quiet from "Souji" while it lasts, honestly. And we have some time to plan punishment for the trouble he will inevitably get up to.

[ He's going to hang Souji out of a building by his ankles, when they've switched back.

Yusuke glances back into the bathroom, before vanishing inside. The sound of running water cuts off, and Yusuke himself emerges fairly soon afterwards. ]

The bathroom is all yours.

[ The bath is nice and warm, full of bubbles, and there's even a nice, fresh smelling candle burning away in the corner. Yusuke has this housewife thing on lock down. ]

[fiddlestick]

Haha...well he did already try to trick me that he was me from the future and that I had to do something to stop the world from ending, so.... [That one is already up to chaos. Ah yes the bathroom! He gives a quick thanks before stepping in to see the bath and-] Holy crap! This is amazing Yusuke! [YOU ARE THE BEST HUSBAND NOW!!!!]

[fabrefactions]

...

Why is he like this? I feel I have asked so many times, yet never received a proper answer.

[ Oh. Well. ]

I'm glad you like it. You did wake up in an alley, so... relaxation and rest seems appropriate.

[fiddlestick]

Haha...honestly, I'm not sure there's an answer to that question. It's one of life's great mysteries. Oh yeah, I could use it. Still, thank you so much! You're the best. I'm gonna hop in while it's still hot! [INTO THE BATHROOM HE GOES. Gonna play with BUBBLES]