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[maskreant]

so has Eren ever licked you guys?

in a non-sexual way.

[fiddlestick]

what

[maskreant]

i wish some context would help understand, but i think the action of licking explains itself.

[fiddlestick]

...I see.

No. Eren's only licked me in a, um, sexual way.

[He hates this]

Why did he lick you?

[maskreant]

i figured.

[ YOU DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING, ELLIOT. ]

i think it's to get on my nerves, but there are other non-licking methods.

i'm at a loss.

[fiddlestick]

[WELL HE NEEDED TO CLARIFY!!!]

That's so weird...

Do you want me to ask him?

[maskreant]

wouldn't that be too weird for you?

it's not that big of a deal, but i am wondering if this might be a friend thing or an Eren thing.

[fiddlestick]

Believe me, I've asked weirder.

Well, I haven't heard of him licking anyone. What if it's a you thing?

[maskreant]

[ ................................ ]

what have you asked him?

[fiddlestick]

[.....]

Well...remember when we watched fifty shades, and you guys were curious about his thoughts on the matter....?

I asked him that.

[maskreant]

let's shelve that until later today.

[ SO FAST. ]

[maskreant]

do you mean that something about me makes Eren lick me?

[fiddlestick]

Later today...?

Well, sorta? It's not that you seem lickable. Just more...you two have an odd friendship sometimes.

[fabrefactions]

What

[maskreant]

i asked if Eren has ever licked you in a non-sexual way.

[fabrefactions]

Yes, and I asked "what"

Why was Eren licking you?

[maskreant]

i actually don't know?

maybe it's to get on my nerves or startle me.

[fabrefactions]

Were you either of these things when he did it?

[maskreant]

no.

i was just helping him out.

[fabrefactions]

And that was enough to warrant him licking you.

...

I cannot fathom a reason why. I would be quite concerned if he licked me.

[maskreant]

i guess so?

maybe i should asked why he hasn't licked you.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, maybe it's because if you lick something icy, your tongue will get stuck!

[Bam dum tish]

[fabrefactions]

...

But I am a normal body temperature...?

[ The joke.









Yusuke. ]

[fabrefactions]

Perhaps you should. I am rather curious as to Eren's personal choices in this case...

[maskreant]

i'll be back.