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M-Me?! You're the one who gave a non-answer!

[But yeah that's not gonna fly. So he sighs and scratches his jaw]

Well...Akira's attractive, that's for sure. He reminds me of someone else I had a thing for...

B-But I'm not into hook-ups, and I can't see us actually dating so...p-probably not?

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Yusuke did say no, eventually.

[ Akira did hold his breath since Yusuke didn't start with a no... His anxiety was rising because he didn't want to hear anything other than a no. Christ.

Except now Elliot is bringing out how he's attractive, so he just sinks into his part of the sleepover blanket and pillow bundle, burying his face back into the cushion. Kill him. It's an unnecessary compliment. ]

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[ Calm down Akira.... they’re both dating other people. It would be a love that can never be. The soundtrack would be incredible. ]

I would say we are all attractive in our own ways. It’s good to remember this.

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Besides we act more like a long-term married trio than anything. [ At least one of them can admit it. ]

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[ Yeah calm down Akira. He's not about to leave Eren for you, he just can't help that dark hair protags are his usual type.

Elliot manages to bite back mostly on the incredulous laugh he wants to make at the idea of all of them being attractive. Yusuke and Akira? Sure, they were attractive. Him? No. Nuh uh. But saying so would lead to more embarrassing conversation, so there's just a look of doubt of face--

And then Yusuke had to go say the next part ]

-- A-A long term what?!

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... Married?

[ Akira questions as he's literally here, hugging a cushion...

Wearing Yusuke's sweater. ]

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[ Pls. ]

That is hardly anything to get worked up about. Every one says Haru and I are as good as a married couple, but we are neither romantically involved or actually married.

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I do.

[ HE CONSENTS TO THIS JOKE MARRIAGE NOW. ]

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[he looks over at Akira. If this were an anime, there'd be a sweat drop appearing behind his head. But at least this was just a joke, right? It's fine...]

...I-I do.

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[ Oh. That's oddly touching. ]

I suppose we are officially fake married now. Do we need rings?

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... Would it be weird to wear two rings?

[ Cause he's been wearing the one that Goro got him from their halfiversary.

Actually, will Goro get pissy about it, he wonders. ]

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Haha, I'm not sure we need anything that official....

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True. I do not want to sign any paperwork. But it is a nice thing to know in your heart, that you are that close to someone without romantic feelings to boost things along.

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[ ... You two are fucking embarrassing him and he wants out. Right now. But... This is immensely better than their previous conversation topic.

He's glad they're not drunk because he would start crying right now. ]

I'm really grateful. [ Okay, no more of that. He's nervous— ] Do you think our boyfriends would get along?

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Awww, Yusuke.

[Yusuke that's sweet!! It gets a touched smile out of Elliot. And quiet Akira you can't divorce them.]

Goro, Eren, and Sanji...? [Well, speaking as the boyfriend of the shouty german one] T-That's a little hard to imagine.

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Probably not.

[ Blunt as heck. ]

Eren did not seem fond of Sanji on the mission the other month, and I'm fairly sure that Sanji's temper would flair up at some point.

[ He sounds rather unbothered by this. ] A roomful of strong personalities could either get along very well, or very poorly... and I feel it'll be the latter.

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[ EREN NOT BEING FOND OF SANJI GETS A SMALL SMILE FROM AKIRA cause ohh boy does he know. However, this does make him consider something— ]

Goro would be the good boy out of the three.

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This is weird.

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[SIDE EYING...]

I dunno, I could see Goro trying to needle them on purpose if he found it funny...

[Aka, he's hitting that Doubt button]

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Yes, I could see that too. It's what Akira would do, and they both do that to each other...

[ D O U B T ]

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Yosuke is a special case.

[ Even Akira understands Yosuke's allure... Something about the guy just screams bully bait. I LIKE HOW THIS TAG WORKS OUT BECAUSE THEY BOTH BULLY YOSUKE HAHAHA ]

He would ogle both when they take off their shirts to compare their muscles. I can picture it now.

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[Yea he can't actually argue against the Yosuke one. He doesn't bully him but....rip]

....W-Why are they taking off their shirts in this hypothetical?

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[ Bully Yosuke. ]

... Why wouldn't they be?

[ He can see it now -- all that practice sketching he could get done of the human figure... it would be glorious. ]

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It would be like a competition.

[ Eren is the type to win?? Most of the time? That's what Akira got from the birthday party mess. He doesn't know Sanji too well, but if he's as hot-tempered as Yusuke describes, then they're both boneheaded idiots. ]

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Oookaaay?

[He has concerns about what these two are imagining for their boyfriends doing together.]

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Of... strength? Of muscle definition?

[ They must make this fair, or Goro is just going to lose instantly: love of outdoor sports aside. ]

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Physical attractiveness...?

[ Though Akira has a bias towards builds more similar to his own, so his boyfriend’s twunk ass satisfies him. Doesn’t mean he can’t appreciate muscle in general.

This is fine. ]