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[fiddlestick]

Elliot Craig

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[fiddlestick]

Ah...

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Well it was...one of the better parts of the whole ordeal.

[usurpers]

it was. i still don’t have words for you.

[ IT WAS, WOW ]

should we get a tub? i can get a tub installed
or a pool
jacuzzi

[ ]

[fiddlestick]

What?

[EREN]

I don't think that's necessary! We're human again, remember? It really wouldn't be the same!

[usurpers]

but what if it brings something back?
what if it’s a kink we didn’t know about
i’m being serious

[ THINGS EREN JAEGER QUESTIONS AT TWO AM ]

[fiddlestick]

It's not going to bring anything back!
Please don't spend that kind of money on this!

[WHY THIS]

[usurpers]

we can try it and see what you think? and what i think too i guess, we’ve never done anything that wasn’t the shower.
i’ve got something anyway.

[fiddlestick]

[Oh dear lord, Eren's clearly thirsty. He should come up with a compromise before he does something like buy a jacuzzi anyway]

A jacuzzi is way too much money to just buy and see what we think!

How about...we get a hotel for a weekend? One with a jacuzzi? We can test it there and save money!

[usurpers]

But I meant

[ hold on, eren’s sending a picture— of his computer screen. it’s a receipt to a five star hotel resort weekend stay. time stamp says he bought it two hours ago.

he also has a finger covering the price. you see

he came extra prepared to this conversation. ]

Yeah.

[fiddlestick]

[Looks at that screencap. O h ]

Oh my god.

I mean, I'm glad we're on the same wavelength.
But couldn't you have started with that??

[usurpers]

I wanted to risk it.

[fiddlestick]

Thanks...

I'll make sure to ask for that weekend off.
It would be nice to get away for a bit, just the two of us.

[usurpers]

When was the last time we were able to do something like that? City allowing.
There some games we could take if we look for some good ones.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, yeah, it's been too long.

Oh! I know! I wanna play the new Spyro! It looks so cute!

[CUTE DRAGON GOODNESS!!]

[usurpers]

That brings me back.

[ he remembered spyro on game boy advanced?? i also love how this went from sex to vidyas. true relationship goals. ]

Only if you agree to me getting us a Switch.

[fiddlestick]

[True relationship goals indeed]

You're really out to spoil me, aren't you?

Well, I guess it's cheaper than a jacuzzi. Alright. We can get a bunch of 2-player games.

...Just not Mario Party, I don't wanna destroy our relationship.

[usurpers]

Do you have horror stories?

[fiddlestick]

Well, one time when I was in high school, I was hanging out with some of the guys from band and someone had a copy of the game.



It got really ugly.

[usurpers]

Did it actually end friendships? I thought Mario Kart was bad.

[ HE’S ACTUALLY LAUGHING ]

[fiddlestick]

It might've. I don't know if some of them ever spoke again

Mario Kart at least has some skill involved. Mario Party LOOKS like it has skill but it's all really luck based.

[usurpers]

And I thought Monopoly does that.

Let’s go full strategy then. [ and the true reason why eren wants a switch. ] The new Pokemon game.

[ we all know eren is that one guy who seriously iv trains ]

[fiddlestick]

Aha...

I should've known that's why you wanted one. Okay!

I want a water starter.

[usurpers]

Fire for me. It’s the second thing that marked my childhood.
https://richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner/national_dex.html
Make one and I’ll see if I’m right about you.

[ THE ULTIMATE TEST FOR COUPLES ]

[fiddlestick]

...Holy crap.
There's so many.

[HE FEELS OVERWHELMED]

[usurpers]

Ignore the last 200 somethings, they don’t matter.

[fiddlestick]

Okay okay...

[15 MINUTES LATER...]

Here!

It was REALLY hard to choose...