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[Wow that was the fastest text Elliot's ever sent. And Elliot usually texts right away on a normal day.]

Whoa OK OK hold your horses

[The next thing he sends is a picture of...his own neck. With a bright red mark as clear as day right at the base. Circular in shape, to boot.]

[He's sorry but this is his OTP going from 0 to 200 in no time at all?? EXCUSE HIM FOR THE EXCITEMENT

And when he gets that picture, you better believe he went "hoooly crap" at the screen outloud]

Holy crap! That is definitely a hickey.

What happened?? I didn't think Rean was the type to be THAT forward.

[See, this is why he said HE has the hots for Rean, and not 'we have the hots for each other'. Because this is where Crow has to be the Debbie Downer. While Elliot might be screaming over his OTP, Crow's only halfway screaming.

Which is, you know. Still screaming.]

Yep, I can confirm, I was there when it happened, after all But... Rean wasn't himself

[NO. SAY IT AIN'T SO]

Huh? What do you mean he wasn't himself?

[DREAMS ARE JUST THAT, ELLIOT. DREAMS.]

Well to put it simply He was dressed in clothes from Hot Topic FROM TEN YEARS AGO And he used his weeb sword to cut up everything on the street to stop me from escaping That's when he called me his and...he looked like some kind of wild animal finding prey I mean that's hot and all but...you see where I'm goin'

Oh wow....

Yeah, I do. That is kinda hot.

[Wait, wrong message to take away]

Sorry. I mean, yeah! Doesn't sound like Rean exactly.

Did he...did he have a black mark on him like a tattoo?

See? You feel me, Elliot

[He is 100% unphased at your message, boy. If he were in your position he'd still say the same thing.]

He did actually In a heart shape...

Yep, I do.

[Yeah well that's why they're besties. They get it. ]

Thought so. I had one of those too earlier today. It made me act really weird, most of it's pretty hazy.

Though...I'm very sure I didn't give anyone a hickey or claim they were mine.

Well, you ARE dating Eren so I can see why intensity would be your thing

[Freedom is a kink, you guys are just mean.]

Believe me, I didn't think Rean would do it, either. I might've egged him on a bit to get him to snap out of it... So...let me guess. This is something Retrospec cooked up and it's making Rean (and you) act all sorts of weird

Haha, got me there. Though also...I'll admit, my past self had a thing for Rean. Don't tell him, okay?

[He doesn't think Crow will. But just to be clear]

Yeah. Retrospec or Vanderwheele, who knows which at this point. Eren snapped me out of it, luckily. I vaguely remember using my music to put people asleep, it wasn't good.

So you egged him on somehow, and then he gave you a hickey and said you were his?

Haha!! NO WAY! Young and bright eyed past Elliot crushing on our main character best friend... Not that I blame you. The guy's so damn infectious Your secret's safe with me...as long as you keep mine

[He did pretty much admit to feeling that way about Rean too, just now.]

That's about the gist of it, yeah He said I was his and I told him to prove it. I thought that'd catch him off guard--you know how Rean is But that's when he took aim at my neck I stopped him when I kissed him back, right on that mark

[Main character? -- Yeah okay, he does seem kinda main character like, that's fair]

Haha yeah. He was cute and really nice to my past self, so it makes sense. I don't think anything happened though, I remember my past self dropping hints a lot and Rean never really catching on. [THE GUY IS OBLIVIOUS]

Sure, alright. I mean Eren already knows. It's just Rean felt guilty forever over kissing me on the cheek because of those mistletoe bats - I don't want to know how he'd be if he found out about this.

[Rean, bless his heart, was not the most rational when it came to stuff like this. ]

Wow that's...that's a really steamy way for things to go down.

Is he okay now? Are YOU okay?

Shocker. Rean missing signals even if it were a lighthouse two inches from his face ..You guys kissed? Damn, Rean's just getting action all over the place. Wonder why he never told me...hm.

[Not that he cares all that much, but from the way Elliot dropped that info it didn't seem like a big secret.]

Yeah, it escalated quickly, and I might've been a little too caught up in the mood. He's fine, the poor guy passed out just seconds after my lips touched that mark, so he's on my couch now til he wakes up As for me, other than my little brand, I think the most I gotta see is Ahmi for another appointment for my back Just when I thought I got the kinks out of it too [He ended up with ANOTHER kind of kink...]

Haha, yeah. It's almost like a superpower.

Just on the cheek! And I don't know why he didn't tell you. He felt so bad about it he told Eren.

[Which sure caused one awkward conversation with Eren, he will say that]

Thank goodness. I was pretty tired when I was snapped out of it, so I'm sure he'll wake up soon.

Eheh, sounds like you got more than one kind of kink now. [YE HE CAUGHT THAT PUN]

He probably thought I'd tease him or something And he's absolutely right

[Crow won't lie, it'd be the first thing he'd do.]

Don't call me out like this, Elliot, you're supposed to be the innocent-faced one

You're gonna tease him as soon as he wakes up, aren't you?

[Crow is obviously a serious and mature man.]

Haha. Aww, it's not like I'm kinkshaming you!

Depends if his outfit kills him first

[Chains and all.]

You better not, you're the one dating the Jolly Jaeger Giant

[Guess who found out about that one.]

Oh right. The Hot Topic clothes.

[he sighs on his end. He's not surprised to hear Crow finally found out. It wasn't a secret.]

Just so we're clear, the titan form is not one of my turn-ons.

[IT MAY BE NAKED AND RIPPED, BUT ITS A GROSS MEAT MECHA OK]

Thank god

[He doesn't even want that to cross his mind, thank you for denying him that hell.]

Eren's interesting enough on his own, after all

[But back to the topic.]

But yeah, there you have it. Ol' Crow's smitten

[Anytime bro. Anytime]

Haha, he sure is. Hot too.

[What if they are going to talk about how hot Rean is, he can mention that about his own fiance!!]

Glad you finally admitted it. I'd had a feeling for awhile now.

Yeah, can't lie there. He's got a handsome face, when it's not contorted like he ate a whole lemon

[See, he can be nice!]

You've got good taste

[But Elliot saying that causes him to exhale behind the feed, slumping back against the fridge.]

Yeah, looking back on it now...you've been pulling the strings for this, haven't you

That's just a face he saves for you. But thanks.

[Eren never looks like he's sucking lemons for Elliot!]

Ahaha....I like to think of it more as gentle nudges.

Well now I feel even more special

[BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO WATCHES HIM COPY NOTES FROM THE SMARTBOARD.]

Sure. Gentle. That's the word we're goin for Well, you were right on the money, though I think I was pretty much in denial for awhile

You're very special. 🎵

Hehe, that's what I figured. You and Rean are off in your own little world a lot.

ELLIOT STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE A STARRY-EYED MAIDEN 💦💦💦

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