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[fiddlestick]

Elliot Craig

[MUFFLED VIOLIN MUSIC IN THE DISTANCE]

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[usurpers]

I

Yeah

I've never held a baby before and it just looked like a robot.

[fiddlestick]

Right, okay.

[DEEP BREATH]

Well first lesson: don't pick a baby up by the neck. Or any human of any age really.

Honestly just don't touch anyone's necks unless it's for a medical reason or we're making out.

[usurpers]

[





i just, i’m still crying ]

Noted. And I’ll pay Matt a visit.
You know more than anyone that I can be gentle.

[ now you got him this MOOD ]

You wouldn’t come over this week, would you?

[fiddlestick]

I know you can be.
Just be as gentle with the baby as you would with me. That's a good start.

[OH BOY]

Probably not on nights you have the kid, no.
Your partner IS Crow, not me.

[usurpers]

That still leaves free nights free.

[fiddlestick]

Yes, it does.

Got something in mind?

[usurpers]

Arcade tickets.

[ VAGUE but 👀 ]

[fiddlestick]

[....]

You mean like beating a bunch of games at an arcade to earn tickets, or did you find a place that requires tickets?

[usurpers]

The ones where you earn tickets. We can do something with those.

[fiddlestick]

Ohhhh.

Sounds fun! Count me in.

[usurpers]

We just need to figure out the prizing.

[ pause ]

😏

[fiddlestick]

Ahaha...

I don't think they have adult toys at arcades Eren.

[He knows what that smiley means ok]

[usurpers]

Ok, but
We can agree on our own prizes? And pricing.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, of course! You can pick whatever you want with your tickets.

[usurpers]

So quickie for 1000

[fiddlestick]

[Oh my god]

Oh wow.

Do you...do you really think you can earn a 1000?

[that is a lot of tickets to wait around for.]

[usurpers]

I’ll earn anything for a quickie with you.

[ CHALLENGE FUCKING ACCEPTED ]

[fiddlestick]

[////]

Okay but you know that'll take a long time, right?

[usurpers]

How much time would you say?

[fiddlestick]

1000 tickets?

Hours.

[usurpers]

I can do it in one.

[fiddlestick]

Okay or we could just lower the amount of tickets...

[usurpers]

But you’re worth every hard work I could put myself through
1000 tickets in an hour for a quickie, you won’t be disappointed.

[ eren jaeger

will woo you the entire time ]

[fiddlestick]

Awww, that's so sweet.
Fine fine, 1000 tickets. Price accepted.

[usurpers]

💪
Do you have a challenge for yourself?