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[fiddlestick]

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[fiddlestick]

Poser eggs.

[Come on professor funslayer, even Elliot knows how to play along with this]

[jurai]

ZERO POINTS FOR THE BORING ANSWER


ELLIOT GETS 5 FOR CREATIVE THINKING


What a questionable product, though

[motiv8]

I'm willing to surrender some points to Elliot for that one.

What would "poser eggs" be, exactly, though?

And you're not kidding... please just buy actual eggs why would you even want "liquid egg product"

[fiddlestick]

Haha, yes...!

Um, things that want to be eggs but aren't?

Maybe for an eggnog or something? Though I don't get it either.

[jurai]

Alright, the score is 0 | 5 . Don't ask what the points are for because I couldn't tell ya


Don't worry, I'm not buyin' it. Just something I saw while I'm here shopping. Maybe it's fake eggs from fake chickens

[motiv8]

Our own personal game of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

That's somehow even more unnerving than Liquid Egg Product

[fiddlestick]

Haha, that works.

Yeah, it is. Not sure I wanna know what a fake chicken is.

[jurai]

Hey, now there's an idea. I'll keep tally of your points so no one forgets

Whoever gets the most gets a surprise!


Some things are better left untouched. But man shopping late at night is the best, no lines, no carts in your way...nothin

[motiv8]

Now we just have to hope YOU don't forget...

Yeah, the peace is nice. But then you gotta carry everything home in the dark and that's less than fun

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, well now I'm a little curious...

Aw man, really? I've never actually tried that. Morrigan yells at you if you try to stay up too late, so I've been pretty good about having a bedtime.

[YOU MUST BE TIRED, GO TO BED]

[jurai]

Heh, well it helps that I'm on my way back from the gym. My nightlife's just school and the gym these days

Very exciting

[. . .]

Egg-citing

[motiv8]

Leave this place, Crow

Who's Morrigan?

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, aww I liked it.

[Don't encourage it Elliot]

Morrigan is Akira's cat.

[jurai]

C'mon Rean I'm just yolk-ing

[Blame Elliot, he encouraged this.]

Aw, lookit that, Rean! Now you can get get clawed on and off the clock!

[motiv8]

Oh, no, Elliot... look what you did.

Maybe I should take my egg-xit again before you two get too carried away...

[He says, punning himself.]

...HEY. My luck isn't ALWAYS that bad, you know!

[fiddlestick]

Sorry Rean...

And it's too late, you already caught it. No eggscape for you!

[No stopping the puns]

Do you get scratched that often?

[jurai]

I'm not omeletting you get out of this one, Rean!

[YOU'RE TRAPPED IN THIS HELL.]

He's always got a scratch or two from his lost cat jobs. Tempted to just donate the free disinfectant wipes I get at training to a good cause

[motiv8]

I don't deserve this shell...

Listen, once the little guys get out they usually don't want to come back in again. And I can try to wrap them up in my coat or something, but sometimes you have to take one for the team if you want to get them back home safe and sound!

[fiddlestick]

C'mon Rean, you just have to look on the sunny-side.

Hehe, you must really like cats to put up with that to help them. Well, if they ever scratch you too badly, I'd be happy to heal you.

[jurai]

We're all hard-boiled punners here

...

Hey speaking of, I actually got a memory the other day...I don't think it was too big of a deal, but Rean reminded me of it

[motiv8]

Don't be so quiche to lump me in with the rest of you (Yes, I know that's not how it's pronounced)

Yeah, I do... but the relief on people's faces when they see their pets again is really what makes it worth it.

Oh? What'd you remember?

[fiddlestick]

Eggccept it, Rean.

That's really sweet...[Elliot smiles at the screen. Rean sure was kind]

Yeah, what was it?

[jurai]

Aww listen to this boyscout... Doing it all just for the satisfaction of reuniting two long lost friends...

You've got a heart of gold



Oh...it was this cat that was stuck on a train car. Wouldn't let anyone but me near it, probably cause of my charming personality

[A pause.]

I had a cat toy too

[motiv8]

Come on, it's nothing that special... I'd hope if I lost a pet, someone would do the same for me, is all.

[And then there's Crow's pause (paws?), and it leads Rean to a pause of his own.]

Yeah okay that's cheating and has nothing to do with your "charming personality"

[fiddlestick]

Pretty sure that's just being resourceful and not cheating Rean....