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Elliot Craig

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[maskreant]

[ And then there's Akira: ]

Have you considered living?

[tarotcards]

[ souji pushes himself up so he could sit upright in the bed. the wet clothes does... feel terrible and he does appreciate that they were going to get him changed so thanks but before any thank yous and answering their questions, he falls silent with a hand to his chin. he keeps quiet for a few seconds before he speaks up again ]

... maybe it was just a fluke. Let me try again.

[fiddlestick]

[!!!!]

No way!

[tarotcards]

Just one bite.

[ he lifts up his index finger to emphasize that, yes, he will take just one bite ]

[fabrefactions]

I thought once was enough for you. We can have Elliot knock you out if you want.

[ Not via, uh... ... terrible coffee and death steak. ]

[maskreant]

Close your eyes, Souji. This won't hurt.

[ Both hands up, he wiggles his fingers as if he's going to do something, but it isn't him that's going to knock him out.

It's going to be Elliot. ]

[tarotcards]

[ wow guys try to be more supportive?? souji definitely isn't going to close his eyes :/ ]

A second try isn't going to kill me. I might be immune now.

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot is going to try reasoning one more time...]

Or it could be the bite to do you in.

Please Souji. Don't do this to yourself.

[fabrefactions]

[ Time for the big guns. ]

Think of all your cats. Of how much they’d miss you if your reckless eating habits get you killed.

[maskreant]

Just knock him out already.

[ Akira knows where his allegiance lies and what they need to do. It's obvious there's nothing that can stop Souji from dying except their consideration.

Do it. ]

[tarotcards]

[ yusuke apparently knows him best because that is clearly what gets him to have second thoughts. y'all need to learn souji better ]

Well, when Yusuke puts it that way... Perhaps I can leave the second taste-testing to another day.

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot gives a glance at Akira and raises his hand as if he's going to follow through on the order to knock him out but--

Oh thank god, Souji relented. Yusuke saved the day. He lowers his hand again]

W-Whew, yeah, good thinking.

[fabrefactions]

[ Yusuke is a hero! ]

A good idea.

[ Perhaps they can teach Elliot to make decent coffee before then. ]

[maskreant]

You're only stalling the inevitable.

[ SOUJI SAID ANOTHER DAY!! AKIRA STILL THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA

TO KNOCK HIM OUT.

Elliot, do it. ]

[tarotcards]

Why are you so insistent on knocking me out, Akira? Is there something more to this than you're letting on?

[ does akira want to take off his shirt instead ]

[fiddlestick]

[ Looks at Akira. Is there, my friend? ]

[maskreant]

There's no way to stop him from doing this again. We already have one bedridden Narukami, so we don't need another one.

[ He's stating the facts here. ]

[tarotcards]

You're going to have to knock me out for the rest of my life if you want to prevent me from eating ever again, though.

[ because knocking him out right now won't really change anything ]

[fiddlestick]

Y-Yeah, I don't have that kind of power to keep someone sleeping forever. I'm not exactly Maleficent. I couldn't do that even if I wanted to...

[Quickly]

Which I don't, by the way!

[fabrefactions]

[ If he had popcorn, he'd be eating it by now ]

[maskreant]

Only long enough for you to learn your lesson, you useless bisexual grass-eating furry.

[ He likes you, Souji. He really does.



But he wants to keep you alive. ]

[tarotcards]

Correction: I'm a useless bisexual everything-eating furry.

[ this is the most important thing ]

[fiddlestick]

[More to himself than anyone else]

D-Did they just say furry....?

[fabrefactions]

Yes, I think they did.

[ Why. ]

[maskreant]

[ YES THEY DID

wait yusuke knows what they are holy shit ]

So you eat your own kind? Not that I'm surprised... It's a furry-eat-furry world out there.