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IC Inbox (Kaisou)

Elliot Craig

[Muffled violin music in the distance]

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[Thaaaaaaat's Ash!]

I mean, wouldn't be the worst thing to happen. [Since. Possessed.] But. Yeah. You're one of the teachers, even if you ain't one of mine, so...yeah.

[Also Class VII is ride or die but this is also Ash. He'd never admit that telling you two makes him feel better about this shit.]

If you say so, I'll be happy to show you the ropes when you're a cat.

[he says this as a tease. Mostly]

I'll help keep an eye on you, don't worry. Maybe I can't fight you myself, but I know a few people who'd be thrilled to go a few rounds if that's what you need.

Nah, I have to piss 'em off and get them to want to fight me. Doesn't work if I don't.

[Trust him, he's tried.]

...thanks. It's...actually getting harder, for some reason. Maybe havin' people keep an eye on me and it will get it to calm the fuck down.

I see....

[That's concerning]

Does it have to be physical fights? Or can it just be arguments?

Physical. If someone ain't bruised, it doesn't count.

Dang, I was gonna suggest internet fights.

No wonder it's been getting harder. [...] But we'll figure something out, okay?

If this thing ever wants me to get into pointless arguments, I'm goin' to Twitter first thing. I got some hot takes that'll really get people pissed.

[Ash. Ash please.]

Alright. Hell, if you know anyone who might know how to get rid of this fucker...

[he sighs] Yeah, I bet. Too bad we haven't found Machias yet.

[Machias is SO easy to bait ok]

Not off the top of my head, no. But I'll keep my eyes peeled, okay?