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Elliot Craig

[Muffled violin music in the distance]

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Holy crap he found it. He found a man denser than Rean. And he thought black holes couldn't exist on Earth. The scientific community will be thrown into chaos]

Okay, let me put it this way:

Saxophones are seen as a very sexy instrument. You'll find some sax pieces basically in every playlist meant to be put on in the bedroom.

So to name one after you means...

[COME ON DRAGON PLEASE CONNECT THE DOTS]

[Sexy? Why are they sexy?

What the hell is Elliot going on ab—]

[wait]

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[nope]

I feel that I'm missing some context...

I wasn't aware that was a common practice.

[Back when he got laid they needed full orchestras.]

[....SWEET JESUS MAN. EVEN REAN WOULD'VE CONNECTED THOSE DOTS.

Just...no. No he gives up. He's not strong enough to explain sex to Jusis's coworker]

Ah. You know what? I wouldn't worry about it right now.

I'm sure when Venti is ready, he'll tell you explicitly the context. Until then...just be flattered that he thought of you!

[... Everyone keeps acting strangely when he approaches them with this question, so maybe he'll just stop asking at this point. It never seems to make any more sense and he's beginning to question his own sanity in pursuing this line of inquiry.

Fine. Have your saxophone, and name it completely wrong. It's fine.

Venti wins this one.]

I learned something new today, though the usefulness of that knowledge is... dubious.

Thank you for your help regardless.

Haha...well whether it's useful will be ultimately up to you two.

But you're welcome! Good luck! [God help this moron]

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