Ha ha. No. It's not sexual, promise. I don't THINK it's a felony? Like it's technically not by any normal laws but idk if there's weird Christmas Laws here because I've seen the Santa Clause and that shit gets hinky.
ANYWAY. I heard Santa is in the spirit gate giving gifts to people who help with the god-awful movie-making thing? I've got way too much childhood trauma that I do NOT need to dredge up by doing that. Like genuinely, I would rather eat glass. But I wanna give some folks some nice gifts.
Basically, I'm asking if I can bribe you to con Santa and get some gifts to send to other people for me.
Thanks, Babe, MUCHO appreciated. Just half-ass carrying some camera equipment around or something. Say you're a grip, then you can just stand around holding stuff and no one will bother you.
[He'll send Elliot a list of people and PING- as promised he's now three grand richer. Some might say it would be foolish to pay someone before they do a thing, but Zulius is pretty sure Elliot knows better.]
Seriously, you're a lifesaver! It's bad enough the gate is RIGHT outside my HOME. The last thing I wanted was to go through it.
That can totes work too! Heck, they'd probably love it as some fancy backdrop to whatever weird freaking romcom they've got going on. Give the whole thing ambience. They love ambience.
WORST luck. Like, hi, I've had three pretty trashy months with one like, not trash thing happen, so maybe can you not do this to me, whatever force holds sway on the city? Thanks.
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ANYWAY. I heard Santa is in the spirit gate giving gifts to people who help with the god-awful movie-making thing? I've got way too much childhood trauma that I do NOT need to dredge up by doing that. Like genuinely, I would rather eat glass. But I wanna give some folks some nice gifts.
Basically, I'm asking if I can bribe you to con Santa and get some gifts to send to other people for me.
That's basically what I'm asking.
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Oh that's it? Sure! Sounds fun!
Just send over your list, okay?
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[He'll send Elliot a list of people and PING- as promised he's now three grand richer. Some might say it would be foolish to pay someone before they do a thing, but Zulius is pretty sure Elliot knows better.]
Seriously, you're a lifesaver! It's bad enough the gate is RIGHT outside my HOME. The last thing I wanted was to go through it.
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[Play some violin, get some exposure, get Zulius's gift list- wins all around]
Yeah, talk about some bad luck having the gate appear right outside your place. But don't worry! I got you covered. You'll get the goods for sure.
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WORST luck. Like, hi, I've had three pretty trashy months with one like, not trash thing happen, so maybe can you not do this to me, whatever force holds sway on the city? Thanks.
You're a star! Knew I could rely on you.