Kaisou: Class VII Group Chat

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Class VII Group Chat

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[noblerise]

No, because he's an immortal dragon who probably thinks opera is still current for music trends.

[Jusis would tell them that Zhongli's also a former god, but that would require enough drinks to make him forget the fact that THE BLACK ORDER HAS A GOD UNDER THEIR THUMB.]

[fiddlestick]

He's a what now?

[noblerise]

An immortal dragon.

[fiddlestick]

[What the friiiiiiiiiiiiick]

Just whenever I think things can't get weirder, this town finds a way.

So Venti wants to hook up with an immortal dragon. Which probably makes him immortal himself. I guess that'd explain why he knows so many instruments.

[noblerise]

[....

Oh no.

Several things clicked into place and now Jusis has a strong desire to pull out the good vodka.]

I need to lie down for a few hours.

[fiddlestick]

[!]

Are you okay...?

[noblerise]

I'll be fine. I just had a few epiphanies in a short span of time and I wish I didn't.

[motiv8]

I am here if you need a cat to vent at.

[He has one job in this life and he is good at it, okay.]

[fiddlestick]

He makes a great venting cat, I can vouch for that. 10/10, very fuzzy and warm.

[noblerise]

It's entirely possible that I'll be taking you up on that, Rean. The glowing yet biased review works in your favor.

[motiv8]

Huh.

Well, you and I had pretty much guessed "immortal," but "dragon" is certainly new.

[noblerise]

It explains a great deal about certain habits, though.

[motiv8]

It sure does...

Something something hoarding all the gold... or expensive things, as the case may be.

[noblerise]

Shiny, expensive, and time is nothing but a question mark.

[Jusis doesn't type it, but there's an implied "in that empty head" at the end of that sentence.]

[motiv8]

Honestly, it's a wonder we didn't figure this out sooner.