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[fiddlestick]

Class VII Group Chat

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[fiddlestick]

No no, I think you'd see it too. He was practically humping his cello when we were playing at the Vogue this weekend.

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Maybe we should get him a bad dragon gift card. For the sake of his instruments.

[motiv8]

Okay, yeah. I'll grant you oblivious sometimes, but I'm not blind. Didn't think Professor Zhongli was, either, but apparently we're dealing with a special case, here.

...Given that revelation Jusis just gave us? I think that's a great idea.

[fiddlestick]

No kidding. To think this guy lived through the JAZZ ERA and still didn't know saxophones are sexy.

Well it's that or help Venti figure out what turns a dragon on-- and I rather spend my mortal life not learning that knowledge.

[motiv8]

It's honestly a mystery to me.

...Yeah. I mean, on one hand, the part of me that enjoys cursing itself is kind of intrigued. On the other, I never want to know that about Professor Zhongli ever, so.

[fiddlestick]

Ah. Right. I forgot that guy was somehow a professor...

[But he also knows Rean. And Rean's tendency to meddle like a good gofer]

Well, if you find yourself getting involved, just know that I love you and you'll always have my emotional support.

And I still have that list of trauma counselors I sent to Ash.

[motiv8]

Don't misunderstand - the man is brilliant when it comes to history. Probably helps that he has seen a lot of it.

The problem comes in when you're expecting... I don't know. Social graces? Common sense? Noticing someone humping a cello?

Listen, I'm going to try to keep myself out of that as far as I can, though. Something tells me I'd get laughed out of the room from sheer hypocrisy and that's just not worth the cursed knowledge.

[fiddlestick]

True. But... is it really history when he lived through it though? Feels like it's closer to him just gossiping about stuff he's been through.

[Which as a gossip himself, he ain't against it. But still man]

Eheh, fair enough. You got enough worries without having to deal with some guy trying to sleep with your professor

[motiv8]

What is history if not examining really old gossip? But seriously, maybe it's cheating a little, but it's still fascinating to listen to.

I mean, yeah. But also, good luck to that guy, because if he didn't understand humping a cello I think there's no hope there

[fiddlestick]

Oh I bet it is fascinating. Talk about getting a first hand source to huge parts of history.

Seriously. I'm not going to hold my breath on this one. If they are immortal, we might be dead and gone by the time Zhongli gets a clue.