Kaisou: Class VII Group Chat

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Class VII Group Chat

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[switchaxe]

never ran into the clown fucker, can't help sorry

also WHAT

[fiddlestick]

That's alright, thanks Ash.

Well, he said they're shapeshifters, and that applies to their organs too. So...

[switchaxe]

why

why are they like this

why did this come up?!

[fiddlestick]

[Elliot could tell Ash about the gossip chat, but no. He decides he rather not let the son in on that knowledge of his adult space.

So instead he decides to tease Ash.]

Eheh, well when you reach a certain age, kids become all you talk about! Maybe all my gushing about you made Venti feel the tugs of the maternal instinct.

[switchaxe]

bullshit you talk about me that much

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, well I do talk about you sometimes!

But no, the truth is a long story. You know when you talk to a bunch of friends and the topic starts to wander to weird places? It's like that.

[switchaxe]

gotcha

still cursed as fuck though

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, sure is.

Speaking of cursed though, how goes the island vacation? Are you and Fugo having fun? Getting along okay with Ardyn?

[switchaxe]

not gonna lie we've been avoiding him. he's fuckin' weird okay and the other guy we're with ain't any better.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, I ... can't say that's an unfair assessment. Ardyn's got his quirks.

Who's the other guy?

[switchaxe]

some dude named Edward. jumps off roofs, refuses to use slingshots

[fiddlestick]

Oh, I know Edward!

He's not a bad guy. But if he offers you a drink, DO NOT TAKE IT.

[switchaxe]

why, is he a poisoner?

[fiddlestick]

Not intentionally, no.

But he has this rum with chunks in it that he keeps insisting is perfectly fine despite nearly EVERYONE telling him it's not.

[switchaxe]

one sec gotta check something

yeah okay don't trust the clown fucker if he supports chunky rum. that just ain't right.

[fiddlestick]

Haha... believe me, that was another red flag for me.

So far Douman has claimed he didn't like Teresa, he doesn't fully agree with the Order, he's capable of curing Fae curses even though I know that's impossible without a Fae, and that Edward's rum is safe to drink. In fact he's very been agreeable to everyone he's speaking to, to the point that it's like he's answering in ways he thinks people will WANT to hear.

And yet he refused to respect my request not to be called "Elliot-chan". Which... I think was possibly is the most honest part of everything he said in the post.

When you get back, I want you to stay clear of him, okay?

[switchaxe]

don't gotta tell me twice. obviously you gotta work with him but try an' keep outta his crosshairs. the more I think about it the worse this feels

[fiddlestick]

Don't worry, I will. I'm pretty much a small fry compared to some of the other members and what they got going on, so I'm pretty good at making sure I get overlooked.

He offered to lift my cat curse, but I think I'll just tell him my husband asked me not to.

[switchaxe]

good. and if you want that lifted I can see if I can figure it out?

[He is a faerie hellhound, after all.]

[fiddlestick]

Huh?

Well, sure! You're welcome to try. Just don't feel like you have to go the extra mile for it. I know it's a long shot to get it cured.