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He didn’t even change the ages.

[ Just going to bury her head into her hands and groan loudly. ]

Oh, how can they be so old but so stupid...

I don’t know, maybe they’ve been around too long. They’ve lost any sense of scale for a human lifetime.

Venti and I are around their ages, and we've managed to retain our wits.

So they are just stupid. Well-spoken, but absolute idiots the pair of them.

And here I was, giving them the benefit of the doubt.

I can’t believe that otter fellow thought this was a good idea.

HE DIDN'T EVEN CHANGE THE AGES!!!!!

He didn’t! Or, oh, apparently he did but he still put them well above two thousand years old.

I'm honestly starting to wonder if stupid is a side-effect of immortality because Venti's the only sane-ish god I have met - or if it's like... just them.

I’m fairly certain it’s just them. Either that or once you pass a certain age you lose all sense of how long a human lifetime is.

Maybe?? I mean, it really does read like a grandpa who's never experienced reddit before. And even YOU figured this out better, seriously, zero shade, but you're from the PAST past before reddit was even a glint in the eye of anyone, and even you could figure out maybe change the ages???

That's 'cause Persie, Edward, and I actually bother to update ourselves with the time. You'd think a water dragon would be more flexible in keeping up, but here we are.

Edited 2023-12-03 23:46 (UTC)

...That poster is a dragon too?

[NO NO NO HE DOESN'T WANT TO SHARE THE SAME SPECIES AS BOTH THESE DISASTERS]

Unfortunately. Ugh... I swear, I miss Dvalin every day, now. Probably the only dragon from my world with any sense in his head.

[................]

Oh god, I really gotta find a way to break this curse before I start losing IQ points.

[Oh. Venti knows what THAT means.]

Good luck, Elliot. You'll be in my prayers.

..........Doesn't that just mean you'll be praying to yourself to do something?

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venti_late - 2023-12-04 00:14 (UTC) - Expand

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venti_late - 2023-12-04 00:31 (UTC) - Expand

Right? You would THINK. And here we are! Is it a dragon thing babe? Are dragons just...like this?

Nah, I don't think so. Dvalin wasn't anywhere near this bad, and Azhdaha was good at keeping Zhong on track. I think it's these two very highly specifically.

...Venti, I say this with all the love and respect in my heart.

But you are a brave and beautiful soul for putting up with their everything all the time. You're so strong, Bestie.

Aww, thanks, Bestie! I'm doing my best, here. Even if my best sometimes just boils down to damage control.

Gimme the highlights later, though. I have a lizard to distract with a date.

Sometimes that's ALL you can do, Babe.

Will do. Enjoy your date, say hi to the rockhead from me.

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venti_late - 2023-12-04 00:17 (UTC) - Expand

Aye, and I have the excuse of skipping over all those centuries. They lived through all that time, what’s theirs?

Right? You weren't there to watch them change- you've done super well, proud of you, Babe. They've got zero excuse!

Thanks, it's just one of my many talents. It may help that I'm not so old as either of them. [He's in his late twenties and it is very obvious.] I'm not so set in my ways.

[He says trying to off-load illegal rum onto people.]

[You know what he's not gonna get into the rum argument again.]

Yeah! You're super able to actually play catch up and not stand there old-man tapping at your screen for hours asking what a "you tubey" is or something.

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