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Comments

un: goldenrose

[twofoldfury]

He may be, but you are quite mortal as far as I'm aware, my friend. Too much so to make light of her warning, I think.

[jackdawvision]

ONE bottle! To sell the cover story of being lovers! He’ll be fine.

[twofoldfury]

[Hm.

There's a typing bubble. He considers for half a moment asking Edward if he's considered a wine that looks fine on the surface.

Then it stops, because you know what? Get his ass, Furina.]

✅ Read

[jackdawvision]

[Yeah, he deserves this. Let him face the consequences of his actions, Dia.]

[majeste]

Absolutely not! I have smelt that abomination of a drink and it is not fit for consumption!

[jackdawvision]

I’ve consumed it with no ill effects in the long run, and I’m little more than a human being in comparison. He’ll likely complain about the taste at worst, it’s fine.

[Edward, you’re an alcoholic.]

[majeste]

Not everyone is capable of drinking bile straight from the source! Neuvillette happens to have an incredibly refined and sensitive palette! If you give him that rum you are certain to make him ill for days!

[jackdawvision]

So? He’s a grown man, I’m sure he can handle a hangover.

[Buddy there’s things floating in that rum. We’ve long gone past hangover territory.]

[majeste]

It won't be a hangover you give him, Edward! There are chunks in that rum of yours!!

[jackdawvision]

The chunks give it character.

Anyway, listen, it’ll be fine. I’ll treat him as though he were my own dearest friend. He won’t come to harm by my hand.

[His own dearest friends are pirates who drink terrible rum in place of water because it was that or the foulest water you will ever see.]

[majeste]

They do not!

I will hold you to that, Edward. If a single hair on his head comes to any sort of harm, you will be seeing me before long.

[jackdawvision]

I'll be sure to keep any sharp objects on me away from his person.