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Central Perk Gossip Crew
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MEMBERS:

Zulius

Waver

Venti

Persie

Elliot

Rose

Dia

Wrio

Josuke

Furina

H.C.

Caleb

J.Y.

Arno

Ed

Comments

[jackdawvision]

You could have strained it if it was so disgusting to you!

[Edward, buddy, god knows what else was in that rum.]

[majeste]

Why would I ever drink that swirl???? Not only did it have those chunks in it but it smelt terrible!!

[poisontippedcure]

Please don’t drink it, Furina. I care too much for your safety.

[majeste]

Ugh! Never in a million years! My palette is far too refined for that stuff.

[poisontippedcure]

Good, remind me to never doubt you.

[jackdawvision]

It didn’t even smell that bad!

[majeste]

Yes it did! It smelt as though something had died in a sewer!!

[jackdawvision]

That’s not so bad! You’ve never been to Havana in 1721. The smell is so much worse, especially if you’re standing near the gibbets on the dock.

[actnormal]

Okay but none of us can go to Havana in 1721?

[jackdawvision]

Aye, so trust me when I say it’s worse than my rum could ever smell like.

[actnormal]

I mean you're trying to convince everyone your rum was okay ( •᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )

I don't think I should trust you?

[jackdawvision]

(＃`Д´) It WAS just fine! Now it’s in the harbor and whatever hasn’t broken on the bottom has been stolen by a thrice-damned crab!

[actnormal]

[Crab...?

Eh. Maybe this guy was just at his biohazard rum too much and now hallucinates? Caleb can dream, right?]

It shouldn't be in the harbor. It should be at a hazardous waste site, looking ait.

[jackdawvision]

Apparently it’s tradition in this country to start revolts by throwing drinks in the nearest harbor, so while I’m furious over the loss of all that hard-earned rum, I will say, I’m impressed he stuck to American tradition so well.

But also it wasn’t a biohazard. The jester said so.

[actnormal]

I don't think I'd trust anyone who dresses like that willingly.

[jackdawvision]

Takes all sorts to make a world, mate. Anyway, as Black Order members go, he’s a better sight than the last one.

[He validated Edward’s rum!!]