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Comments

[poisontippedcure]

Edward, I don’t know how to say this, but no one who “knows their alcohol” would willingly drink your rum.

[jackdawvision]

It used to be I could steal this rum off a Spanish ship and then turn around and sell it to a harbourmaster for a handsome profit.

People used to love this rum chunks and all.

[Edward. Buddy. They didn’t have much of a choice.]

[actnormal]

[. . .]

@ everyone how much of a boomer is this guy?

[fionnuisce]

Extremely time displaced.

[actnormal]

So the 1721 wasn't a joke.

[fionnuisce]

Not remotely.

[jackdawvision]

What’s a boomer?

[actnormal]

You just answered my question

[jackdawvision]

You still haven’t answered mine.

[actnormal]

Old person who doesn't get technology and talks about how good things were when they were young.

[jackdawvision]

I’m twenty-nine years old and I know how to use a smartphone. I’m not sure I fit that description that well.

[actnormal]

TWENTY NINE?!

[jackdawvision]

I’ve been at sea since I was eighteen.

[actnormal]

You look 40

[jackdawvision]

I’ve been sailing for a decade now, so I’m not surprised. It ain’t an easy life to live, and most don’t survive it.

So really—thank you for the compliment.

[actnormal]

Because of the biohazards or the sea serpents?

[jackdawvision]

Oh we didn’t have sea serpents in the West Indies.

More like because of the authorities that weren’t very fond of us high-seas robbers.

[actnormal]

So biohazards and cops.

[jackdawvision]

The rum wasn’t a biohazard! But other things were. It used to be so easy to catch a pox.