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[ He's looking out the window like
]

I'm looking out the window. You look remarkably like Souji.

[maskreant]

[ irl: ]

Let’s throw stuff at him.

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... If it is Elliot we will feel bad about it later, though.

[ But if it's not...

...

...

... He's grabbing a cushion. ]

[maskreant]

[ Huh...... ]

Where’s your sniper rifle? You can use him as target practice. Elliot should be able to dodge it.

[ He loves Souji wholeheartedly, but damn did this escalate fast. ]

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[ CHOTTO MATTE, REN-SAN ]

A-Apparently that is Elli--[ Wait. ] What do you mean he "should be able to dodge it"?

[maskreant]

He’s good at dodging stuff and if it’s Souji, then...

[ Uhm... how does one encourage the use of fake firearms— ]

It’s not like our bullets will kill him. It’ll just hurt. A lot.

[fiddlestick]

[ WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. ]

[fabrefactions]

[ The million dollar question. ]

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Ren, I am not intentionally hurting Elliot. Who would do such a thing??

[ you terrible elliot-shooter, you?? ]

I'll go and let him in. And if it turns out he IS Souji messing with us, I will throw him out the window.

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[Elliot meanwhile, looking like Souji, looks like he's had a rough night. He's wearing three shirts, all pop-collared with the outside shirt in a hideous cat pattern. The outfit is disheveled in a way like he slept in that outfit outside. He looks...very stressed] I know! I woke up like this and I don't know why! But I'm Elliot, really!

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[ Hmmm. Well... ]

Where did Akechi kick Ren?

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[....that's his question of proof? W h y. But good thing it's something impossible to forget] In the face. On purpose.

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Oh.

It IS you. What on earth happened?

[fiddlestick]

Oh thank goodness... I don't know! I stayed over at Eren's last night, but when I woke up this morning I was face down in an alleyway and in Souji's body. My head hurts and my stomach feels sick, I think he ate something weird again.

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I... why was he asleep in an alleyway...?

[ what even fucking is Souji's life?? ]

Hold on a moment...

[ It'll take him a few minutes, but eventually he'll emerge at the door with a very big, snuggly looking hoodie and a pair of jeans - he and souji are a similar size, aren't they? Maybe??

And a box of Tums. ]

[fiddlestick]

I don't know and at this point I'm sure I WANT to know. Thank you Yusuke. [At the door Yusuke will find one (1) Souji-looking Elliot, with that stressed out look in his eyes that only Elliot can manage. But also, he sure smells like someone who passed out next to a dumpster last night] Ah, am I glad to see you. [he grabs the clothes and the tums steps inside. He moves awkwardly, like someone not at all used to being at this height or body size] Pretty sure the neighbors were starting to stare. [Because he sure looks like a weird bum hanging outside a home]

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[ okay so first thing's first: herd elliot to the bathroom. ]

You look as though you've been through a situation. Should I run a bath for you?

[ Domestic!

Also the neighbours were probably staring because Ren and Yusuke were hanging out the window with projectiles ready to throw. No big. ]

And I'm sure we have some leftovers, if you are hungry after your rude awakening.

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[he sighs and follows the herding. Yeah, he knows how bad it is] I'd really appreciate that, thanks. I have all sorts of questions about Souji's lifestyle. [He knew souji did questionable things but COME ON MAN] U-Uh...much later. Right now I don't even want to think about food.

[maskreant]

[ Ren is actually unsettled by the strange events... Sure, people get physical changes, but never had they switched bodies with someone else, especially someone they knew. He only has one way to cope.

Peeking behind the corner, he peers over— ]

Congratulations on gaining muscle and height, Elliot.

[ Coping for both Ren and Akira is to pretend everything is Okay. ]

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[Elliot hears Ren come in, and on one hand, at least he doesn't have to convince his friend of who he is. On the other hand, he's still in someone else's body and that sucks. So he sighs and slumps his shoulders] Hi Ren. This really isn't how I wanted it to happen...

[maskreant]

I can't imagine you would... There are better people to switch bodies with than Souji.

[ Sorry, bowlcut. Now that he knows this is his friend for real, he approaches.

But then instantly backs up because smelly. ]

You should be able to fit Yusuke's clothes. They're about the same height.

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Aha....I wish I could argue with you there, but.... [Yeah. He can't disagree at all. Or blame Ren for backing up because he knows he smells bad] T-That'd be good. I'm a little worried about the rest of Souji's wardrobe.

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No problem. I can go and get it started in a moment.

[ Ah. Right. ]

Oh, yes. Your stomach... are you sure nothing to line it? Something plain.

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[he shakes his head] M-Maybe later. Not now though.

[fabrefactions]

Alright.

[ and then he vanishes... to go and draw a bath like a good little housewife. For a moment, at least, until he glances back into the living room: ]

Bath bomb, yes or not?

[ IMPORTANT. ]