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[ STARES AT YUSUKE, ALSO HAS QUESTIONS. ]

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[ Why are you like this. ]

I mean it is already quite a big thing to engage in sexual intimacy of the non-penetrative kind, in terms of considering your own emotional maturity and connection to your partner. Surely once you've made that first step it's a little easier?

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Would you have sex with me?

[ SORRY HE CAN'T STOP NOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T SO SPECIFIC THE FIRST TIME

AND YOU'RE USUALLY VERY ARTICULATE ]

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[NOW HE ALSO HAS QUESTIONS FOR AKIRA]

-- Wh-What??

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But that would mean you would be cheating on Goro, and I would be cheating on Sanji so that seems like a moot point. No.

[ Elliot in the middle. ]

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[......

He's going to regret asking but...]




B-But if you two weren't with Goro and Sanji, then.......?

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[ what the fuck he was ready to just drop it here

but now. Elliot. Elliot had to ask... Why?

Why, Elliot?



For what purpose did you need to do this? Akira just stares at him like he has no idea how to answer this. ]

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[ Yusuke just stares at him too. And then: ]

To make it fair, if you were not with Eren, what would your thoughts on this be?

[ WOULD YOU BANG Y/N?? ]

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That's a good question.

[ THE TABLES HAVE TURNED. ]

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M-Me?! You're the one who gave a non-answer!

[But yeah that's not gonna fly. So he sighs and scratches his jaw]

Well...Akira's attractive, that's for sure. He reminds me of someone else I had a thing for...

B-But I'm not into hook-ups, and I can't see us actually dating so...p-probably not?

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Yusuke did say no, eventually.

[ Akira did hold his breath since Yusuke didn't start with a no... His anxiety was rising because he didn't want to hear anything other than a no. Christ.

Except now Elliot is bringing out how he's attractive, so he just sinks into his part of the sleepover blanket and pillow bundle, burying his face back into the cushion. Kill him. It's an unnecessary compliment. ]

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[ Calm down Akira.... they’re both dating other people. It would be a love that can never be. The soundtrack would be incredible. ]

I would say we are all attractive in our own ways. It’s good to remember this.

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Besides we act more like a long-term married trio than anything. [ At least one of them can admit it. ]

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[ Yeah calm down Akira. He's not about to leave Eren for you, he just can't help that dark hair protags are his usual type.

Elliot manages to bite back mostly on the incredulous laugh he wants to make at the idea of all of them being attractive. Yusuke and Akira? Sure, they were attractive. Him? No. Nuh uh. But saying so would lead to more embarrassing conversation, so there's just a look of doubt of face--

And then Yusuke had to go say the next part ]

-- A-A long term what?!

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... Married?

[ Akira questions as he's literally here, hugging a cushion...

Wearing Yusuke's sweater. ]

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[ Pls. ]

That is hardly anything to get worked up about. Every one says Haru and I are as good as a married couple, but we are neither romantically involved or actually married.

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I do.

[ HE CONSENTS TO THIS JOKE MARRIAGE NOW. ]

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[he looks over at Akira. If this were an anime, there'd be a sweat drop appearing behind his head. But at least this was just a joke, right? It's fine...]

...I-I do.

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...

[ Oh. That's oddly touching. ]

I suppose we are officially fake married now. Do we need rings?

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... Would it be weird to wear two rings?

[ Cause he's been wearing the one that Goro got him from their halfiversary.

Actually, will Goro get pissy about it, he wonders. ]

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Haha, I'm not sure we need anything that official....

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True. I do not want to sign any paperwork. But it is a nice thing to know in your heart, that you are that close to someone without romantic feelings to boost things along.

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[ ... You two are fucking embarrassing him and he wants out. Right now. But... This is immensely better than their previous conversation topic.

He's glad they're not drunk because he would start crying right now. ]

I'm really grateful. [ Okay, no more of that. He's nervous— ] Do you think our boyfriends would get along?

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Awww, Yusuke.

[Yusuke that's sweet!! It gets a touched smile out of Elliot. And quiet Akira you can't divorce them.]

Goro, Eren, and Sanji...? [Well, speaking as the boyfriend of the shouty german one] T-That's a little hard to imagine.

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Probably not.

[ Blunt as heck. ]

Eren did not seem fond of Sanji on the mission the other month, and I'm fairly sure that Sanji's temper would flair up at some point.

[ He sounds rather unbothered by this. ] A roomful of strong personalities could either get along very well, or very poorly... and I feel it'll be the latter.

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[ EREN NOT BEING FOND OF SANJI GETS A SMALL SMILE FROM AKIRA cause ohh boy does he know. However, this does make him consider something— ]

Goro would be the good boy out of the three.

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This is weird.