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[fiddlestick]

Elliot Craig

[MUFFLED VIOLIN MUSIC IN THE DISTANCE]

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[usurpers]

Okay.

Why sorry?

[fiddlestick]

Well it feels bad to say "I don't trust my fiance with a baby"?

Or at least I feel bad.

[usurpers]

I’d never be able to change that if I don’t know what I’m doing wrong in the first place, and I’d be a shitty learner if I get upset over it. So, thanks.

I have all these books on parenting and I talked to my mom? But she just keeps talking about me and I don’t know what else to do. Crow won’t leave me with him at night.

[fiddlestick]

Oh yeah, I guess that's true...

[He forgot Eren is not that sensitive to his flaws. Except to the flaw that he is not a giant mech]

You got out books on parenting?? Wow you really are determined. Have you tried talking to Uncle Matt and Foggy? They have a baby, so they have more recent experience.

...Not sure how to talk Crow into letting you have the baby at night though. He's deadset on making sure he gets an A, and you apparently picked the baby up by the neck?

[usurpers]

I

Yeah

I've never held a baby before and it just looked like a robot.

[fiddlestick]

Right, okay.

[DEEP BREATH]

Well first lesson: don't pick a baby up by the neck. Or any human of any age really.

Honestly just don't touch anyone's necks unless it's for a medical reason or we're making out.

[usurpers]

[





i just, i’m still crying ]

Noted. And I’ll pay Matt a visit.
You know more than anyone that I can be gentle.

[ now you got him this MOOD ]

You wouldn’t come over this week, would you?

[fiddlestick]

I know you can be.
Just be as gentle with the baby as you would with me. That's a good start.

[OH BOY]

Probably not on nights you have the kid, no.
Your partner IS Crow, not me.

[usurpers]

That still leaves free nights free.

[fiddlestick]

Yes, it does.

Got something in mind?

[usurpers]

Arcade tickets.

[ VAGUE but 👀 ]

[fiddlestick]

[....]

You mean like beating a bunch of games at an arcade to earn tickets, or did you find a place that requires tickets?

[usurpers]

The ones where you earn tickets. We can do something with those.

[fiddlestick]

Ohhhh.

Sounds fun! Count me in.

[usurpers]

We just need to figure out the prizing.

[ pause ]

😏

[fiddlestick]

Ahaha...

I don't think they have adult toys at arcades Eren.

[He knows what that smiley means ok]

[usurpers]

Ok, but
We can agree on our own prizes? And pricing.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, of course! You can pick whatever you want with your tickets.

[usurpers]

So quickie for 1000

[fiddlestick]

[Oh my god]

Oh wow.

Do you...do you really think you can earn a 1000?

[that is a lot of tickets to wait around for.]

[usurpers]

I’ll earn anything for a quickie with you.

[ CHALLENGE FUCKING ACCEPTED ]

[fiddlestick]

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Okay but you know that'll take a long time, right?

[usurpers]

How much time would you say?

[fiddlestick]

1000 tickets?

Hours.

[usurpers]

I can do it in one.