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[fiddlestick]

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[motiv8]

Not so much a CAT rescue... more like a phone rescue.

Apparently birds can steal cell phones and type in English now. Who knew

[jurai]

We should've seen the warning signs when they started talking like us...


Is this the true motive of Twitter? Conspiracy~!!

[fiddlestick]

Aha, maybe we should've listened to the birds right activist all along, who knew.

Where are you, Rean? I can come over.

[motiv8]

Maybe if they were parrots and not a swarm of blackbirds. Either way, though, I had to stick my hand into a net full of them and long story short it still stings like crazy.

I'm home, but I can come out and meet you halfway if that's easier.

[jurai]

Ouch...

Hope you treated it with disinfectant until this point--I've seen even cat scratches get pretty bad

Take care of him for me, okay Elliot? Plebeian human medical practice ain't got nothin' on magic

[fiddlestick]

Ouch. Don't worry, I'll head to your dorm. Shouldn't be long.

[and Crow....that's...gay. ]

Don't knock your trade Crow! Healing magic can only do so much. You'd be the expert if there was an infection.

[motiv8]

If you're sure...

Yeah, the guy I was helping made me make use of his first aid kit so I did disinfect it, and I'm sure it'd heal on its own, but if I don't HAVE to deal with it til it does I'd rather not, you know?

So hopefully it didn't get infected within the five minutes it took to get to his car, but who knows with my luck. Oh well

..."Take care of me," huh? 😐 I'm in your delicate hands, Elliot, treat me gently

[jurai]

[IT'S NOT GAY ELLIOT! GOD!!!]

Heh, appreciated. But a pistol knows a sniper rifle's got a better aim. At least magic can't do CPR, then I'd really be out of a job!

[And were it him, he'd definitely take the instant gratification of healing magic goodness.]

I'm trusting Elliot with a big job here, Rean! What would happen if our leader didn't have someone to heal his scratches when I'm in class?

[Yeah, you heard him right. He's in class.]

[fiddlestick]

[IT IS TOO]

Haha, yeah don't worry about that. Pretty sure it'd hurt someone if I tried that with magic.

[CPR is safe for now]

You're in class? And sure Rean, I'll make sure to handle you with a touch as light as feathers.

[motiv8]

[Listen, he's oblivious, and even he thinks it was kind of gay.]

Your leader...? I'm newer here than either of y

[That sends, and then the next messages come in rapid-fire.]

You're in class?

Why are you texting us in class?

Pay attention!

[jurai]

[Honestly you two.]

What are you, my mom?

She's already finished talking and now we have to read Counte of Monte Cristo calm down

I think she's just glad I'm 2/2 on showing up this week

[fiddlestick]

Sometimes I feel like it with how you and Eren act...

[And if this is how being a parent with Eren is going to be, they are never adopting kids.

to Rean:]

In the other life, I think you were the class's de-facto leader. Don't feel like you have to take charge here though, we're both know you're still learning the ropes.

[motiv8]

Huh. Kind of hard to imagine, but good to know I guess

And no, Crow, I'm not your mother, I just care about you, is that so wr

[Another pause, followed by more rapid-fire texts.]

Wait what do you mean 2/2 this week

I thought you said you only skipped once in a while?

Once a week is not once in a while

Please tell me it's not more than that

[jurai]

[He was going to react with complete surprise to that 'care about' text...as it's something he's still trying to learn to accept with this new Retrospec life...

But then Rean decides to mom him again, and he can feel his eyes getting heavier and heavier.]

Depends on the subject really

Heart of Darkness was a rough time...definitely skipped once a week for that one. Then again, everyone hated that book

But I'm turning over a new leaf now

I'm responsible now

[fiddlestick]

[Wow Rean sure went into mom mode FAST...no wonder they considered him leader back home.

Elliot will just focus on the positive]

Aww really? Is it cause you and Eren had a real talk? He mentioned something about being honest and it working.

[motiv8]

[DON'T YOU FALL ASLEEP ON HIM WHILE HE'S LECTURING YOU CROW ARMBRUST.

They'll see "Rean is typing..." for a little while as Rean writes out a message and then quickly deletes it:

You better be! Don't waste your education!

...hm, no. Even he's not that much of a hypocrite.]

Still not sounding like "once in a while" to me...

Oh? You worked things out with Eren?

[jurai]

[IT'S NOT HIS FAULT IF YOUR LECTURES BORE HIM TO DEATH.]

Yeah

Or at least, I think we're on the right track to it


I got a nice sweater out of it

[He'll just send a picture of the sweater in question. It literally says 'nice' on it.]

[fiddlestick]

That's great! I'm really proud of both of you.

[Okay the picture gets a laugh from him. He loves a good pun]

😄 Nice!

[motiv8]

Well, that's at least good to hear.

...Oh, gosh. Is that how? You guys got stuck in one of those awful things, too? I'm so sorry

[jurai]

Yeah

Wasn't a great time by the way wouldn't recommend

Found out Eren apparently hates being restrained

[The man screamed. A lot.]

[fiddlestick]

Oh, yeah. Bad memories, apparently.

Sorry you had to find out that way...

[motiv8]

It absolutely was a terrible time and I also wouldn't recommend it. Not that I got stuck with Eren, but...

Jeez, though. Yeah, that sounds like an adventure, all right.

[so bondage is right out, then,]

[jurai]

Well, it worked out in the end. He doesn't hate me and...

I guess in some weird Eren way, he really cares about me. My heart just about fluttered

[motiv8]

Ah... that's really good. I really am glad to hear it.

...And, Crow, you do realize how questionable that sounds, right? I mean, I'm the last person who should be saying anything, considering, but...

[fiddlestick]

Don't worry Rean. I know Crow's not gonna steal Eren from me. They'd make a terrible couple.