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Elliot Craig

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[ idk what to say here. souji's pulse is weak? it's hard to tell? whatever, you guys do whatever you want. regardless, souji isn't going to wake up anytime soon ]

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[Sounds good, Elliot doesn't have the ability to revived KOed people right now anyway.

Elliot meanwhile is in full panicked despair mode.]

Rigor Mortis-

[HE KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS. He makes a long whimpering sound]

I-I I can't believe I killed him....I should've said no.

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It'll be difficult to move the body if it's not pliable. It'll stiffen up quicker than you think.

[ They warned you about your coffee, Elliot. ]

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[ GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

... He's still alive, but barely.

[ Let's start with a slap to the face. If he doesn't wake up, Akira will consider healing him. ]

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[ akira kurusu has been waiting for this moment: to slap souji. he is the true mastermind behind all this ]

[ anyway, the slap doesn't work. souji still lies on the floor like a dead lump of flesh ]

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[Elliot doesn't even think to question why Yusuke knows this, he grew up around cops man. Doesn't everyone know that stuff??

But he's caught from his panic when Akira speaks up]

-- He is?? Oh thank god- should we call 911?

[ELLIOT YOU'RE A HEALER]

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[ Elliot, you're a healer.

He pauses, and then vanishes over to the sink. Give him a moment what if he...



He comes back with a glass of water. And dumps it over Souji's face. Bless. ]

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[ ???????? Akira's eyes widen, but that isn't a bad idea to try.

Since Elliot hasn't tried yet, he'll cast Salvation on the almost dead Souji to see if it does anything. Time to check his pulse again. ]

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[He makes a "huh?!" sound when Yusuke splashes him with water, and Akira casts his salvation spell]

O-Oh, right! Healing!

[THATS A THING. So to help out, he'll cast his own healing spell.

Which basically means more water being thrown at Souji- but it's GLOWING water this time. Poor guy is gonna look like he had a visit to a waterpark ]

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[ WHY DO YOU GUYS TREAT A DEAD BODY LIKE THIS have some respect for them goddamn ]

[ anyway, the water still doesn't get a reaction from souji and look, unless you guys got a reviving skill like recarm or samarecarm, souji is going to continue lie down completely ko'ed and dead ]

[ and very wet ]

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[ A wet blanket, unconscious and conscious.

Well. Yusuke's out of ideas. ]

What else is there? If he can't be shocked awake, or healed...

[ Do they even have the money for a funeral? ]

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[ Souji, you're not even completely dead. Why isn't Yosuke dying for you in your place, anyway?

Akira is lost now that the healing doesn't work. Tugging at his bangs, he's thinking. Thinking. Thinking. ]

Lightning?

[ Someone tell him no. ]

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Wha- No!! Not lightning!

[THAT MIGHT REALLY KILL HIM. And yeah where was Yosuke to take this hit for you.

Anyway, Elliot takes a deep breath and tries to think. Think think think.]

I-I could sing and that'd probably neutralize any poison, but it won't wake him up. Unless Kohryu has a spell that wakes up unconscious people, we might just have to wait for him to sleep it off...

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I think Haru has a cure spell, but it would be inconvenient to call her up for just this...

[ So don’t mind if Akira picks Souji up like a bride. The guy is a little heavy and Akira is still kind of tired from last month, but it’s fine. The guest room isn’t far. ]

Should we get him a change of clothes, too? At least a shirt...

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For this? Yes. Don't disturb her for this.

[ Sorry Sooj. You'll just have to sleep this off and be princess carried by Akira instead. ]

Maybe a dressing gown? Something warm.

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[ carry and dress him like one of your french girls ]

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Careful Akira!

[Don't over do it!! We don't want two passed out protags]

Do we have any dressing gowns?

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[ Squints at all of you. He’s going to head to the guest room, but does say: ]

... Yusuke and Souji are kind of the same height. Let him borrow one of your shirts.

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Is that going to be warm enough? I could find a sweater...?

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[Following along!]

If only we had a snuggie...

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The guest room has a blanket. It’ll be fine.

[ And into the guest room they go where Akira deposits Souji’s corpse. Go get the shirt!! Or a sweater! Whichever is fine! ]

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[ Well okay I guess we're getting? A blanket or two?? Blankets, just dumped unceremoniously over Souji's corpse. ]

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[After the corpses gets dumped, Elliot will step over and work on getting that soaked shirt off. Only fair considering he was the one to poison him...

While he does that, he starts singing a song to help neutralize any poison.]

♫ Everybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at
Tell me, everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat
'Cause everything else is obsolete ♫

[As always, there's glowing and falling glowing feathers. You know the gist. Souji will still be unconscious, but at least any poison in him will be stopped before it kills him.]

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[ smacking souji won't wake him up. splashing a bunch of water on him won't wake him up. carrying him upstairs won't do anything, but a song about a cat? hell yeah, that does. it's probably because the poison is now gone so his body isn't going "let's have the host sleep for 29382910 years to recover". so yayyy, souji is awake, you guys did it! bad thing is that he wakes up as elliot is taking off his shirt?????? ]

[ he lifts his head with a small groan, hand going to reach for his head,
but then he opens his eyes and freezes ]

... am I interrupting something?

[ nani da fuk ]

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[Elliot wasn't expecting Souji to wake up. His spell shouldn't wake up people, from his experience. So when Souji moves and groans? He freezes, staring like a deer in the headlights, while in the middle of undoing one of Souji's shirt buttons.]

S-S-Souji- ?!

[THIS IS BAD. RED ALERT. THIS IS BAD. What does he do?! He's sitting on a bed taking off a man's shirt- what is he--]

I-I-It's not w-what it-

[WORDS ARE NOT WORKING, THIS IS REALLY BAD. WHAT DOES HE DO?? SOUJI WASN'T SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP-

Somehow, in his panic, his brain jumps to Plan B. He raises his hand and starts to conjure one of the magic bubbles he uses for a sleep spell. There's no real thought process beyond: Souji Awake and that's bad > Souji was supposed to be asleep > PUT SOUJI BACK TO SLEEP????

Akira please stop him.]