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[fiddlestick]

[Yeah Elliot too has a strong case of doing the exact thing he's told not to do, so you better believe he immediately called to listen as well.

And god, it's so disturbing]

Just what was that...?

[switchaxe]

If the old man gives me any answers, I'll let you know. But lemme re-watch to get a translation.

[One second.]

"Why?! Because I dared to want something more than the wretched, broken heart I was given? Or is it because I want something that I can never have?" Or somethin' like that.

[motiv8]

...Jusis...

[Rean makes a noise not entirely unlike a frustrated growl, and then goes quiet for a while. Quiet enough that the other two would be forgiven for thinking he'd dropped off the call again, if not for the occasional rustling of Rean digging through the storage still.

Eventually, though:]

Whatever it was, I don't think it's necessarily real. It had a sort of... dreamlike quality to it, you know? What with the blurred out faces and all.

[fiddlestick]

Jusis...

[That hurts to hear. He can take a few guesses to what Jusis might mean by that...but he doesn't dare voice them right now. Instead he takes a deep breath and tries to focus]

...Y-Yeah, you might be right Rean. Now that you mention it, Alcatraz isn't even used as a prison anymore. My family visited it during a vacation once, the whole place is a historical site.

[The Craigs have interesting family vacations ok]

[switchaxe]

Why would you go on see a prison on vacation?

[Anyway.]

Old Man says no one who uses the MetaNav likes to talk about it, so who knows what the fuck is goin' on. I'm getting Pat and Morgan an' going back to my RV until we get some idea of what the fuck is goin' on. [A beat.] Pretty sure V and the doc're too pissed to keep an' eye on 'em, and I ain't seen shit from Tiny or the shut-in.

[He's Worried.]

[motiv8]

[Rean, knowing the Craigs, does not have anything nice to say about the answer to that question, and so does not elaborate.

He does, however, drop off the call again, this time to talk with his anime buddy that he may or may not realize is his anime buddy. He pops back on as soon as he can.]

Shroud says they tried whatever it is they did at the beach. [A pause.] Jusis' idea. Figured it'd have less people around, apparently.

[It's a very good thing he has something to focus on other than screaming.]

So, that seems like the best place to stake out for now, unless we get word that the gate has opened up elsewhere. Probably ought to bundle up, it's not going to be pleasant this time of year.

[fiddlestick]

[He just sighs]

Blame my dad. He has some interesting ideas for what makes a good vacation.

[But now's not the time to get into his daddy issues (this is Jusis's month for that!)]

The Beach? Gah, it's gonna be cold and sand will get everywhere- [SIIIIGHS. He'll suck it up for Jusis]

-- Nevermind, we'll keep an eye on it. Ash, you three just do your best to take care? No sense in all of us getting hypothermia. I promise we'll keep you up to date the second we see something.

[switchaxe]

[Olaf Craig what the fuck.

Anyway.]

We'll try. I'll let you guys know what the rest of us stationed here figure out or if I see anythin' weird. Pretty sure none of us are going to school tomorrow, so Albarea gets to write those excuse notes when we get his ass outta wherever the fuck he is.

[motiv8]

[Rean has been asking that question for several years with little in the ways of answers, Ash. Some things, we must simply Accept.]

Listen, I'm not happy about it either, but I don't feel comfortable just sitting around and waiting for news. You don't have to come along for this part if you don't want to, though, Elliot. I completely understand.

[There's a little more rustling.]

I'm pretty sure we still have the tent my family sent down, though. Where is it? ...Maybe with the old coats and stuff...?

[He's just talking to himself at this point, feel free to ignore him. Although why his family felt it necessary to ship him a tent and coats is another question, here.]

[fiddlestick]

Basement hall closet next to the spare knife box, dear. [He says it so casually] And of course I'm coming along! Just doesn't mean I have to be happy about it...

[But no way he's staying behind on this one]

And please Ash, don't worry about that. I'm used to getting kids excused absences for supernatural stuff. I'll just say the three of you came down with a case of head lice from your RV.

[switchaxe]

Oh come on, use somethin' more believable! Food poisoning!

[Also--]

Okay, why the hell do you have a spare knife box? Is that a box of spare knives or somethin'?

[motiv8]

Oh! Okay, thanks. ...Think I'll still bring up some of these old coats, though. If we're going to be doing this, we should at least keep warm.

[As for the question, he responds like this is totally normal:]

I mean, yeah. Who knows when you're going to need more knives, you know?

[...Rean may have a blade problem. It's fine.]

[fiddlestick]

Food poisoning clears up in a day or two though. This will give you a week! [...] Also, it's totally believable.

[THAT RV SIR

Rean answered that question, so he just makes a sound of agreement]

Good thinking. If nothing else, it'd be good to have spares in case someone else gets the same idea and isn't as prepared. [...!] Oh, I'll pack any food and drink we'll need!

[switchaxe]

One, my RV is clean thank you very much. Two, why do you have so many knives you need a box for the extra?!

[motiv8]

Listen...! My dad's really into hunting, and while I'm not so much for the actual hunting part, I can appreciate the craftsmanship of the tools!

[fiddlestick]

[ ??? ]

Why wouldn't you have a spare knife box? My family always had lots of knives on hand.

[Again, welcome to the Craigs]

[switchaxe]

Most people don't keep that many knives around! Not even the gangs I ran with back in Germany kept that many knives around!

[motiv8]

That sounds like a them problem.

[REAN.]

Good idea on the food and such, though, Elliot. Probably ought to make a little extra just in case there are other people there.

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, yeah. Maybe for your birthday we can get you some knives so you can start your own box!

[Because that's the problem here????]

Alright, I can do that! Oh, and maybe you can do some fishing.

[switchaxe]

I have a switchblade. I don't need any more knives! Please tell me you have a fuckin' camping stove or something and not just knives.

[motiv8]

I dunno, that sounds like a severe lack of knives to me!

[Is he joking? It's unclear.]

Yes, we have a camping stove. Trust me, my family was more than happy to outfit me with everything I needed to camp once I was in here and not constrained by dorm rules. Something about "you can't live that close to a park that beautiful and not go camping!" I tried to tell them Elliot and I weren't all that interested, but, here we are.

[HOLD UP DID SOMEONE SAY FISHING]

—! You're right! I'll have to pack up my gear, too.

[fiddlestick]

[He snorts] Yeah, seriously. Switchblades are good but you shouldn't use it for everything. That's a great way to damage the blade.

[So you need more knives!!]

That's right. Meanwhile my Dad made me do wilderness survival training a lot when I was growing up. I hated it the entire time, but the lessons did stick.

Rean and I have even gone camping before! Remember that summer trip on the Appalchia trails?

[switchaxe]

If I'm usin' a knife, all it's gotta do is stab or cut somebody.

[Why are you two LIKE THIS.]

Didn't Albarea say Appalachia was haunted as fuck or something?

[motiv8]

Yeah, but certain blades are more efficient for certain tasks. Just like you wouldn't use a butterknife to cut a steak, as an example.

[And while Ash never voiced the question of why they're like this, Rean certainly has an answer!]

I don't remember actually seeing any hauntings up there, but I do remember your older sister telling us stories. [He laughs a little.] Freaked out Elise something awful.

And, well, even if that were a thing our parents knew about... I mean, Elliot's dad thought it was a great idea to take the family to Alcatraz and my dad was good friends with him, so...

[fiddlestick]

And you should be careful if you're stabbing someone with that. If it hits a bone at a certain angle, it could break!

[This has been brought to you by "Disturbing things Elliot somehow knows"]

Oh yeah, I remember that. Poor Elise barely slept a wink that night. And can't lie, it kinda freaked us out a little too...even if neither of us wanted to admit it.

And pretty much. Dad usually saw the scary things people try to shield kids from as "teaching moments" for us. [A sheepish laugh of someone whose been in therapy for years] I-It had mixed results.